Shop Talk
Here's your sign
So the customer puts someone else on the line to pay her deductible with his credit card. I ask him what type of card and he tells me. Then I ask him how his name appears on the card. Please keep in mind I have not heard his name yet. He says, and I quote, "On the bottom." Then he sits there in silence waiting for the next question, like it was some kind of gameshow and he didn't have to call his lifelines for that one. He knew it big time. jeez. this is gonna be a long night.
-Mitch
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-Mitch
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I love men in tights...... 😳 🤠THE MOVIE! the movie! I swear, I don't love actual men in tights.....
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Actually, well I'm'a girl so I can say it...I like seeing men in tights... especially if they have muscular legs and a nice backside... 😲 ðŸ¤
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You've seen the pictures of the Disney worker on the pirate ship...I'd put it on my wallpaper on my computer but I'm pretty sure that'd be an HR issue.
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Me: Alright, on the back of your phone, between the two bar codes there should be a 15 digit IMEI number.
Customer: ok.
30 seconds pass
Me: Ma'am?
Customer: did you need that?
me: ...
Customer: ok.
30 seconds pass
Me: Ma'am?
Customer: did you need that?
me: ...
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Getting to the back of the phone is hard enough. No matter what you say, they always look at the battery.
Me: The IMEI is on the phone itself underneath the battery.
Customer: I don't see anything that says IMEI on the battery.
Me: The IMEI is on the phone itself underneath the battery.
Customer: I don't see anything that says IMEI on the battery.
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Well there's your mistake, you MENTIONED the battery, all bets are off. 🤣
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Exactly, that's because 99% of what you say they zone out, especially anything that involves them having to pay anything at some future date.
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Wait, what do you mean 'activation fee'?
What? I thought my Razr would be free?
So you're going to bill that too my account...No you haven't told me 18 times already that you can't!
It never ends.
What? I thought my Razr would be free?
So you're going to bill that too my account...No you haven't told me 18 times already that you can't!
It never ends.
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LOL...all are too funny, check this...
May I have the name on the card you wish to use today...
Yes, Wachovia Bank of Arkansas...
Everyone, we have a winner...
May I have the name on the card you wish to use today...
Yes, Wachovia Bank of Arkansas...
Everyone, we have a winner...
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