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This made my day.
So, I just overheard a conversation one of my friends had with a customer.
Friend: Hi, this is C with ______ customer service, calling to verify your address - (gets cut off)
Cust: Who??
Friend: C, with _____ customer ser-
Cust: I don't know you.
Friend: Well, sir, I'm with _____
Cust: You could be Santa Claus for all I know! I'm not talking to you!!
Friend: No sir, I'm C., not Santa Claus. I think I would know if I were Santa. I'd be wearing a red furry suit, and I'd have a lot more stuff in my house too.
Cust: Well, you're not God, so I'm not talking to you. *click*
Friend: Hi, this is C with ______ customer service, calling to verify your address - (gets cut off)
Cust: Who??
Friend: C, with _____ customer ser-
Cust: I don't know you.
Friend: Well, sir, I'm with _____
Cust: You could be Santa Claus for all I know! I'm not talking to you!!
Friend: No sir, I'm C., not Santa Claus. I think I would know if I were Santa. I'd be wearing a red furry suit, and I'd have a lot more stuff in my house too.
Cust: Well, you're not God, so I'm not talking to you. *click*
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