Shop Talk
I'm starting to realize that EVERYONE who calls in to me ticks me off somehow...
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1. If you're rude or nasty, threaten me, or scream in my ear, I AUTOMATICALLY hate you!
2. If you're too chipper or too happy, I think that there must be something wrong with you.
3. If you speak too slowly, I remember that I hate stupid people.
4. If you talk like you know more than me or are better than me, I wish for you to go fall off a cliff.
5. If you have a foreign accent, I roll my eyes immediately and my rage level starts rising.
6. If you call in all pissed off, I in turn become more pissed off than already pissed off...
7. If you sound like you're not awake, I proceed to press the MUTE button and tell you to "WAKE THE F*** UP!!!"
😲 😳 👀 🤨 😁 🤣 🤤
☹️
1. If you're rude or nasty, threaten me, or scream in my ear, I AUTOMATICALLY hate you!
2. If you're too chipper or too happy, I think that there must be something wrong with you.
3. If you speak too slowly, I remember that I hate stupid people.
4. If you talk like you know more than me or are better than me, I wish for you to go fall off a cliff.
5. If you have a foreign accent, I roll my eyes immediately and my rage level starts rising.
6. If you call in all pissed off, I in turn become more pissed off than already pissed off...
7. If you sound like you're not awake, I proceed to press the MUTE button and tell you to "WAKE THE F*** UP!!!"
😲 😳 👀 🤨 😁 🤣 🤤
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