Shop Talk
Cust: I don't have a password.
Cust: Well I've never had to use it before so tell me who put it on there.
Me: I don't know who put it on there. The bottom line is that I cannot access your account until I have the password.
Cust: WELL THEN YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO PUT IT ON THERE AND WHAT IT IS AND CALL ME BACK!
Me: Ma'am, if we could just get the password to accounts, we wouldn't be very secure, and we wouldn't need to ask you for the password because having one would be useless. It's there, and I can't go any further without it.
Cust: THEN GET ME YOUR SUPERVISOR SO THEY CAN TELL ME WHAT IT IS!
Me: My supervisor will not tell you anything different than what I'm telling you. Without a password, there is no access. You can always call c...
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She probably also doesn't like the fact that you just made the day of like a hundred reps by posting it here!
All I've had today is a customer come in about a dead phone, but not bring the actual device in. Sigh.
Somehow, those words are supposed to make her password appear on my screen so that I can provide her with it.
Very nice, albeit cliche, try. But FAIL.