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I need funny before I lose my job

rebel86

Jul 6, 2010, 10:44 PM
I really need some laughter while at work, it's almost at the end of the day and the cx attitudes are getting worse, 👿 👿 👿 I might snap. 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

Please Help.
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poperp98

Jul 6, 2010, 11:22 PM
There once was a man from Peru.
He snapped his headset mic in two.
His job made him fatter,
The customers didn't matter,
There once was a man from Peru.
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rebel86

Jul 6, 2010, 11:55 PM
😁 😁 😁 🙂 Thanks, I'm almost gone and I needed that.
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deepc

Jul 8, 2010, 4:23 PM
There was a young couple named Kelly
who were forced to walk belly to belly
because in their haste
they used library paste
which they thought was vaginal jelly 😁
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sugarb85

Jul 8, 2010, 6:54 PM
LoL...nasty!
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rebel86

Jul 8, 2010, 7:00 PM
😁 😁 😁 🤣 🤣 That was a little NASTY, but the laughter is great at this time. 😛
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Poking Pixie

Jul 8, 2010, 9:58 PM
There once was a man named Glass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When his balls clanked together
It spelled stormy weather
And lightning shot out of his a$$.
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deepc

Jul 9, 2010, 9:03 AM
Very nice..

A dentist, young doctor Malone
Once had a young female patient alone
and in his depravity
he filled the wrong cavity
and my how his practice has grown 🙂
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rebel86

Jul 9, 2010, 4:07 PM
LOL! 🤣 🤣 I really needed that laugh today. 🤣
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deepc

Jul 9, 2010, 4:53 PM
And the final lymeric that I've got memorized:

There was a young man named Sweeney
who's girl was a terrible meaney
she had a hatch on her snatch
that would catch with a latch
she could only be screwed by Houdini 🤣
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