Shop Talk
Slaps forehead
customer: can I get a moto droid and a droid incred
me: Yes but not as a buy one get one free.
customer: So I can't purcahse a moto droid and get the droid incred free
me: No
customer: Now the people in the store are telling me that I can.
me: The people in the store say that you can online?
customer: yes
me: The person online says that you can not do it online.
customer: OK
customer : can I get the online discount in the store
me: Yes but not as a buy one get one free.
customer: So I can't purcahse a moto droid and get the droid incred free
me: No
customer: Now the people in the store are telling me that I can.
me: The people in the store say that you can online?
customer: yes
me: The person online says that you can not do it online.
customer: OK
customer : can I get the online discount in the store
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🤣 🙄 i'm pretty sure these customers smoke crack before they talk with us.
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Here you go:
Customer: Yes, I want to upgrade three of my four lines to Droids and want to know how much more my plan will be.
Me: Great! I'd be happy to help you with those upgrades.
.....an hour later
Customer: Yes, I have unlimited texting and data on all lines.
Me: *thinking* wtf so what was this all for?
Customer: Yes, I want to upgrade three of my four lines to Droids and want to know how much more my plan will be.
Me: Great! I'd be happy to help you with those upgrades.
.....an hour later
Customer: Yes, I have unlimited texting and data on all lines.
Me: *thinking* wtf so what was this all for?
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