On the way to work I passed a fast food place which had a guy in a cow costume holding a sign and waving at people.
I was jealous.
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At least he don't have to hear people complain.
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You totally passed the Chick-fil-a on Ellison didn't you?! haha
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Indeed, and I was jealous.
No arguments about the black berry plans, upgrade fees, internet prices, why the caller's cousin got a cheaper price, why there isn't a text plan between 500 and 1500 messages etc....
The cow suit dude has it made.
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You shouldn't be jealous of him, he has a lot higher likelihood of getting shot than you do.
When I worked at Village Inn, no one would wear the Bucky the Bear suit because one of the Buckies got shot standing outside of a VI.
Still though, it's a lot less demeaning than say, the guy in the golf ball suit on Coors. I'm always tempted to run that thing over, it's creepy.
JK 😛
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I stand by my jealousy. He's only earning a few bucks less per hour than I am and doesn't have to deal with anyone. Sure he gets mooned, stuff thrown at him, etc.. but it's still a step up.
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Cow suit guy doesn't have to answer 20+ calls a day asking about the iphone or about people whining because they just got a 3GS a few months ago.
Cow suit guy laughs at me when I drive by.
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and he doesnt have to answer these calls without telegence. its bull
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I revise my earlier statement. I do envy the guy in the cow suit. I hate all customers today and would cheerfully don a cow suit to avoid all the stupid people who keep calling me.
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There was a guy dressed like Captain Spaulding with a big cardboard guitar selling $5 box lunches on a corner down the street from our call center today. All day. I sort of wanted a box lunch 🤤 . But then decided maybey not so much 😕
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You know what (just to add to the awesomeness of wearing the cow suit), he/she gets to wear their music player or talk on their phone via bluetooth all day long.
I'm jealous too. 😕
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that a guy is a cow suit would need to be afraid of is a loose mad horney bull! 😈
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