Why do you want the unlimited talk plan, unlimited text plan AND the iPhone.
Oh, and you don't want to pay for data because you don't use it ever.
My problem is I hear this A LOT. Why do you want/need the iPhone? A simple text phone would work perfectly for you. There are free phones everywhere that have full keyboards.
Oh thats right, you want/need an iPhone because your friend has one. I forgot, that changes EVERYTHING!