Shop Talk
DEALS! DEALS! DEALS!!
C: I've been a customer for about 3 years. I've put a lot of money into this company, i want to see what kind of deal you can get me.
M: allllright, what's your phone number?
C: blah blah blah
M: It shows you're on a prepaid account...what...kind of deal are you looking for?
C: I don't know, somethin. Or i'm going to cricket.
M: 🤨
C: 😕 free phone?
M: hmm, nope.
C: 😕 extra minutes?
M: yeah if you add them on
C: guess i'll go to cricket
M: allllright, what's your phone number?
C: blah blah blah
M: It shows you're on a prepaid account...what...kind of deal are you looking for?
C: I don't know, somethin. Or i'm going to cricket.
M: 🤨
C: 😕 free phone?
M: hmm, nope.
C: 😕 extra minutes?
M: yeah if you add them on
C: guess i'll go to cricket
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simple... 2 no's and there gone... I love the deductible calls.
c: my phone is broke
m: number
c:blabla
m😲n your claiming the blabla
c:yes
m:the deductible is $$$$$
c:Why so much
m:every cx has the same deductible
c:Nvr mind, I will buy a new phone
m: would you like to be transfered?
c: NO! bye(HANG UP DIAL)
c: my phone is broke
m: number
c:blabla
m😲n your claiming the blabla
c:yes
m:the deductible is $$$$$
c:Why so much
m:every cx has the same deductible
c:Nvr mind, I will buy a new phone
m: would you like to be transfered?
c: NO! bye(HANG UP DIAL)
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Reminds me finally got sick of hearing the whole " Ive been a customer for blah blah years. And your telling me that you wont give me a free phone since I just borke mine and dont have the insurance" He had a Mobil shirt on. Told him fine. Ill give him a free phone. And it just so happens I have been a Mobil customer for 12 years. So i will be in after my shift for my free gas since I dont have roadside assitance and i am almost out of gas.
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Best part is that he called and reprted me for being rude. Got a nice little write up that I gladly signed. Got off my shift and went to Mobil. Said I would like my free gasoline now. He said "get the f@*k out of here you prick. Love voice recording option on my phone. He no longer works for Mobil. And now has no money for phone service. Problem solved I think
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Bwahaha...I love prepaid customers who think they can just get free stuff when they don't sign a contract or anything!
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