Shop Talk
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for current customers with issues: set them up for disappointment..that way if something positive comes up i look like the awesome guy.
Also i like to walk and crop dust the store. Good times.
Also i like to walk and crop dust the store. Good times.
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I like to refer them to a good mental health specialist. I am not paid enough to help them with their "issues".
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crop dusting, why whatever does that mean? ahahahahahaha
Do you keep a mental health experts business cards on hand? Like, hear ya go. See if YOU can be fixed and then we will see about fixing your phone.
Do you keep a mental health experts business cards on hand? Like, hear ya go. See if YOU can be fixed and then we will see about fixing your phone.
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ecycled said:
crop dusting, why whatever does that mean? ahahahahahaha
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I think he's talking about walking around with the farts.
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I know. Its kinda one of my personal hobbies too. I do so enjoy a good after lunch short walk. Low risk, high reward.
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old man crop dust me yesterday. It was so loud and I kept looking at him expecting him to bust out laughin..but me was totally oblivious. I guess when your old both your BH muscles and your ears start to go. The other custys in the store almost made me loose my $h!t cause they where pointing and laughing and I had to point to him so they did not think it was me. Smelled like bengay and depends. 🤣
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uscingulair said:
I guess when your old both your BH muscles and your ears start to go. Smelled like bengay and depends. 🤣
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Dude he was olllld. He had at least three inches of ear hair, that takes a while to grow. I Am not a spring chicken myself. When your 80 plus I promise not to make fun of your escaping gasses. 👀
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had an old customer lose his $h!t in the store, luckily his caretaker was here so she cleaned it up.
She explained later he took some muscle relaxer and pain killer. Her quote was "and he knows better than to get up and walk around after those"
She explained later he took some muscle relaxer and pain killer. Her quote was "and he knows better than to get up and walk around after those"
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dont crop dust the store quarentine your bathroom and forget to turn the fan on or use the glade. 👿
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