Shop Talk
Next person who asks me where the Food Court is, I swear...
I'll say "This IS the food court!"
And then I'm gonna buy food from there and then sell it here for 3 times as much!
And then I'm gonna buy food from there and then sell it here for 3 times as much!
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i'm right next to it and i've had people ask me where it is. 🙄 not even joking.
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bwhahahaha...in this/that area i believe it. i had a lady walk up to me yesterday to say, "sorry to interrupt your feast here (i was eating subway), but where is that choclate store thingy at?"
🤨 do i look like the effin mall directory??
🤨 do i look like the effin mall directory??
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Are you in a mall really so big they can't find the damn food court, or smell it, or listen for the loudest thing? I mean really, walk to the middle, or at least to something, and look. Chances are, you'll see it.
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