Shop Talk
redneck customers
my last customer was redneck to the core. we were making some changes on the account so i was trying to verify the security question on the account which was favorite author. he said TED NUDGENT!!! what's worse is that was the answer to the secuity question.
we were then trying to activate his nextel phone and he was reading back the serial number and he said Q as in cucumber. i tried to verify if theat was Q as in queen or C as in cucumber. he said no... that's Q as in cucumber, Q-U-E-Cumber, silly (that's how he spelt it).
let's hear all of the redneck stories out there!
we were then trying to activate his nextel phone and he was reading back the serial number and he said Q as in cucumber. i tried to verify if theat was Q as in queen or C as in cucumber. he said no... that's Q as in cucumber, Q-U-E-Cumber, silly (that's how he spelt it).
let's hear all of the redneck stories out there!
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i had two prostitutes come in my store once and one of them laid on her back facing me and started to spread her legs.... nastiest thing ive ever seen and when i say nasty i mean these chicks were nasty teeth missing saggy chest really really really like meth head skinny but thought i would share
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that's awesome! i work in a call center so i don't get the full redneck effect like you did.
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dude it was disgusting they came in like 10 mins before close i was by myself... one of them had an SGHa517 and wanted to do a warranty exchang i notified her that she couldnt because of water damage "red sticker" thats when the leg thing came in to place she wanted me to give her a new phone for sex and it was just like ewwww dude no
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i told my boss about it the next day and she was like you gotta be kidding me and i told her to check the cameras.... and yea she did so now everyone at work calls me spread eagle 😢
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spread eagle... that's awesome! i had some guy in the middle of the hurricane call me on his landline asking why his nextel wasn't working.
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excuse me sir i was just calling to ask why my phone service doesnt work.... does it have anything to do with the 120 mph winds that are currently blowing through my town?
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Reminds me of the cali fire season.
'I'm sorry, sir, our towers are currently on fire. As soon as it won't kill them, our engineers will be onsite to fix the issue.'
'I'm sorry, sir, our towers are currently on fire. As soon as it won't kill them, our engineers will be onsite to fix the issue.'
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that's pretty funny. i had one chick over the phone ask for my cell number so she could send me a picture of her... stuff so i would give her a free instinct.
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I had one tweaker-hooker buy an ATT ho-phone, she was like checkin out her crack pipe, like no one could see her...trying to be all sneaky about it, then she layed her head down on my creditcard machine like it was a damn pillow...............this was in the span of 2 minutes. then she was up and atom and I was wondering if I'd ever be able to get it up again. She was the NASTIEST woman i've ever seen...wearing skimpier clothes then a junior at summerschool. Makes me nausiated just thinkin about it. Atleast she didn't go spread eagle on me!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
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disgusting. I don't think there's any amount of cialis or viagra that can help with visual trauma such as that...similar experience when my friend suprised me with 2 girls one cup...EWWWWWWW 👀
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