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Yo-Yo man...
So there's this old guy standing near my kiosk all freakin day playing with a Yo-yo. At first he had a yellow one, now he has a red one. He's not very good at it. He doesnt seem to know any cool yo-yo tricks. I have a feeling he might be a pedophile and is using the yo-yo to try and lure kids. He's really starting to freak me out now.
Oh wait, it seems like he just learned how to walk the dog. He's still not very impressive though.
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So the yellow one didnt work, so he got a red one?
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Yeah, but it doesnt seem like the red one is working either. I think he's giving up for the night. Maybe he'll be back tomorrow with a blue one.
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IS IT A PRE PAID YO YO?? 🤤
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HE HAS OBVIOUSLY GONE OVER TO THE DARKSIDE OF YO. 😈
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I thought maybe he'd be back today. I havent seen him yet, but the day is still young. I'm hoping he might have learned a new trick by now
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NEW TRICK
HE HAS A PUPPY
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Candy little girl? Caaandy?
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Candy? I'll take movie tickets!
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but he already lost the puppy
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u cant use the same lure all day long
they get used to it
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his avatar is a picture of a grown man in leihder hosen (how ever you spell it)
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