Shop Talk
Please don't come back and kill us. Thanks.
Weirdest interaction ever.
M= me
C= Coworker
WC= weird customer (or any other WC you can think of)
M: What can I do for you today?
WC: I need to pay my bill
M: I'll be happy to connect you with customer service and they can help you with that over the phone
WC: I don't want to talk to them
M: Well... then the other options are paying the bill at the bank, or online, but like I said, I can connect you directly to them.
WC: The manager told me he'd do it for me
M: All he can do is connect you with customer service; we cannot take payment here
WC: I don't want to talk to them
M: *stares* well... I'm afraid I can't help you then
WC: *Walks away and waves finger around randomly* This shouldn't be here
C: *frowns, under breath* p...
(continues)
M= me
C= Coworker
WC= weird customer (or any other WC you can think of)
M: What can I do for you today?
WC: I need to pay my bill
M: I'll be happy to connect you with customer service and they can help you with that over the phone
WC: I don't want to talk to them
M: Well... then the other options are paying the bill at the bank, or online, but like I said, I can connect you directly to them.
WC: The manager told me he'd do it for me
M: All he can do is connect you with customer service; we cannot take payment here
WC: I don't want to talk to them
M: *stares* well... I'm afraid I can't help you then
WC: *Walks away and waves finger around randomly* This shouldn't be here
C: *frowns, under breath* p...
(continues)
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