Shop Talk

this is my favorite work game... it goes something like this.

me: can i get started with the number you're calling about, area code first?

cust: yeah, my name is billy bob. the account is under my mom, sally bob.

*strike one*

me: okay mr. bob, to get started can i get the number the phone is associated with?

cust: well, my phone is broke.

*strike two*

me: i'd love to help you sir, i just need that wireless number to...

cust: so, i need a new one right away because i...

*strike three*

me: thanks for playing!
(hang up)

dude, if you can ever follow these simple instructions... you need more help than i am able to offer. seriously. 😳