Shop Talk
I wanna' talk to the CEO!
Mr. Customer do i interupt you when your in a seedy hotel room with a $200hr escort drinking cheap champange, no i dont, now just imagine how upset my CeO would be if you interupted him when he's with his 5k an hour hooker drinking 200year old champagne.
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On a more serious note though, I find it amusing when customers say, "I just talked to your headquarters!"
Oh, really? You probably talked to someone in Brazil or the Phillipines or any of the random places we have call centers, but definitely not HQ. You see, when someone really important tells you to come to the store they call the manager to let us know.
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C- "I just spoke with your headquarters and they said... (insert rediculous claim here)"
M- "Oh yeah? WHo did you speak with, was is James Bronson? (or whatever random name pops up in my head)"
C- "Yeah, that was the guy"
M- "Oh, because nobody by that name works here"
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