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Online with VW Episode 7: Sir/Madam

cellphonetourettes

Mar 29, 2008, 4:32 PM
Please wait for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order.

Thank you for your patience! A Verizon Wireless online pre-sales specialist has joined the chat. You are now chatting with Bryttnee

Bryttnee: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?

You: Wow, someone typed your name in the system wrong didn't they?

Bryttnee: That is actually the spelling of my name.

You: Oh, well ok. It just makes this whole experience a little weird. This is my first time doing this so be gentle with me.

Bryttnee: I will take good care of you.

Bryttnee: Are you an existing Verizon Wireless customer?

You: Oh so we are role playing I take it? Ok I will be your customer....
(continues)
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liquidfire

Mar 29, 2008, 4:50 PM
lol. that rep said the 59.99 data plan was for 5kb 🀣 thats not even one webpage, duh.
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princessn1984

Mar 29, 2008, 4:59 PM
😲
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cballentine

Mar 29, 2008, 5:27 PM
so which pre paid unlimited company that started in independence,oh that has undergone a revolution? do you work for that would require a certain amount of abp's to avoid training. thank goodness i am not at work and posting comments on this chat log after people said we were not aloud to be on commenting during work hours. thats why i do it from home hint hint princessn1984
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smiliey

Mar 29, 2008, 5:56 PM
that made no sense
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cballentine

Mar 30, 2008, 10:25 AM
oh it does to prinncess who started this post ....
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WhoDey

Mar 30, 2008, 10:53 AM
..........uh, Maybe you could read properly, and make actual sense when replying to threads.

Try it sometime, its loads of fun.
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princessn1984

Mar 29, 2008, 5:00 PM
I just recently started reading these (like today because I was extremly bored and went back and read them all, I hope your child was healthy, btw)... and they are great!!
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cellphonetourettes

Mar 29, 2008, 5:05 PM
Why thank you, my girlfriend gave birth to our wonderful baby boy January 31rst! He was 8lbs 7 ounces! Btw, the name really isn't Pat or Patricia! In fact if she would have said mam I would have told her my name was Patrick. I'm really glad you enjoy them and hopefully I will be able to roll out a few more soon. I hope the idea well doesn't go dry!
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cellphonetourettes

Mar 29, 2008, 5:16 PM
If anyone has ideas they would like to see in future episodes please let me know. I'd also like to thank poweredup for the porn chat room idea.
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liquidfire

Mar 29, 2008, 5:24 PM
i think you coulda done better on this one. i loved the others and this one wasnt bad, but you could have gone further with the porn chat room theme.

i think a good one would be to hype up another carrier and/or their phones. like ask for the iphone and when they reply that they only have to voyager, start telling them why the iphone is so much better and why they should switch to att just to get it 😈
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cellphonetourettes

Mar 29, 2008, 5:35 PM
I agree that I could have gone further with the porn theme but I didn't want to get too risqué and have a moderator pull my post. And to the idea of selling them on another carrier, I may try that however I'd like to covert them to Islam and then tell them jesus loves them.
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liquidfire

Mar 29, 2008, 6:00 PM
🀣 🀣

i use to do something similar to this. when i worked dsl tech support, i would go into our online chat support while i was at work, in my downtime, and mess with them. i would get them going and act like a retard. them i would tell them about it later in the day or after work πŸ™‚
it helped to pass the time
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princessn1984

Mar 29, 2008, 5:30 PM
Just for s**ts & giggles.
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OfAMightDivine

Mar 30, 2008, 11:17 AM
+ 50 Cool points to you for saying "s**ts and giggles". No one says that anymore.
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princessn1984

Mar 30, 2008, 11:34 AM
I get it from my dad. πŸ™‚
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