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WWJB?

arsimckhoi

Nov 24, 2007, 10:47 AM
What phone would jesus buy?

I say tracphone (due to no credit)

or the verizon g'zone (water resistant)

what do you think?
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kapwww

Nov 24, 2007, 11:30 AM
None - he KNOWS they cause cancer.
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devilsmafia

Nov 24, 2007, 12:01 PM
He would have a family share plan with Nextel so he could direct connect with his dad.
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chainsaw

Nov 24, 2007, 2:00 PM
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poweredup

Nov 24, 2007, 5:11 PM
depends, mortal jesus or angel jesus?

mortal jesus wouldnt have any cause hes old skool and would just walk to your house if he wanted to talk.

angel jesus doesnt need any phone either cause i talked to him today through a vision, almost like a video conference 👀
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chainsaw

Nov 24, 2007, 7:20 PM
poweredup said:
i talked to him today through a vision, almost like a video conference 👀


How much is monthly access for that feature?
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poweredup

Nov 25, 2007, 3:17 PM
whatever you feel in your heart to send to the local ministry! whatever money is buring a hole in your pocket that you feel that you need to purge yourself of, with every donation you get a prayer cloth that has been blessed as well. 🤣
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shanlynn

Nov 25, 2007, 5:38 PM
Would that prayer cloth be the TP that you used to whipe your @ss with? "It's just the stain of Jesus"
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MS_CELLONE_LADY

Nov 26, 2007, 3:59 AM
I hate the shows with the "prayer cloths"
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HotKarl666

Nov 24, 2007, 8:52 PM
He would buy a blackberry curve with UMA access for free calling in wi-fi areas.
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Hombre07

Nov 26, 2007, 2:22 AM
Jesus would be one of those analog customers paying $2.50/month that you can't convince to upgrade.
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