Shop Talk
I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!
Is anyone else still on the clock? đŋ
Sadly, I am not cool enough to own a Xbox 360 nor was I cool enough to reserve a copy of HALO 3.
So one might wonder what I will be doing after work...I will tell you this. It will involve Stolichyna Vodka and cigarettes. đ
My sympathies to my fellow Cell Phone slingers who are still on the clock.
Sadly, I am not cool enough to own a Xbox 360 nor was I cool enough to reserve a copy of HALO 3.
So one might wonder what I will be doing after work...I will tell you this. It will involve Stolichyna Vodka and cigarettes. đ
My sympathies to my fellow Cell Phone slingers who are still on the clock.
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i am. âšī¸ had something come up and my 8 hour shift turned into a 12. đĸ
feel bad for me. it'll make me feel better.
feel bad for me. it'll make me feel better.
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i'm a kind and loving ruler...
DIE YOU IGNORANT WORM!!!
*lunges at bheiman with a pick axe*
DIE YOU IGNORANT WORM!!!
*lunges at bheiman with a pick axe*
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lol
pick axe... thanks for the flesh wound
*hurls sprint customer care rep at storelead*
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pick axe... thanks for the flesh wound
*hurls sprint customer care rep at storelead*
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fine
*hurls ugly b*tchy dumb blonde 15 year old chick that has a blackberry and is mad because she cant log onto her paris hilton fan club account with her blackberry and will not leave store until she gets her paris mail, at storelead*
have fun with that one, i cant just hang up
*hurls ugly b*tchy dumb blonde 15 year old chick that has a blackberry and is mad because she cant log onto her paris hilton fan club account with her blackberry and will not leave store until she gets her paris mail, at storelead*
have fun with that one, i cant just hang up
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*says to blonde*
look. people shouldn't own a phone that's smarter than them... so here's what i'm gonna do for ya. i'll take your blackberry, and here's a nice UTStarcom CDM-120 for ya. *nods*
now get outta my store before i sick my pit bull on you. đĄ
*cheerleader runs away crying*
*nods assertively*
look. people shouldn't own a phone that's smarter than them... so here's what i'm gonna do for ya. i'll take your blackberry, and here's a nice UTStarcom CDM-120 for ya. *nods*
now get outta my store before i sick my pit bull on you. đĄ
*cheerleader runs away crying*
*nods assertively*
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*hurls at storelead an angry dad of cheerleader that is a lawyer, city councilman, and mob boss, that is also accompanied along with 4 400lb guys that oddly enough all are named bruno*
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ahhh crap!
*suddenly turns invisible!!*
WOW! đ
*leaves the country, but not before placing a small thermo-nuclear device under bheiman's matteress that's triggered to go off the next time bh goes to bed đ and goes to live a life of lonely lonely solitude in the cayman islands đĸ *
i suppose you sorta win. âšī¸
*suddenly turns invisible!!*
WOW! đ
*leaves the country, but not before placing a small thermo-nuclear device under bheiman's matteress that's triggered to go off the next time bh goes to bed đ and goes to live a life of lonely lonely solitude in the cayman islands đĸ *
i suppose you sorta win. âšī¸
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*bheiman celebrating victory decides to take storeleads mom and girlfriend to his bed for a little fun time*
As they lay down....
BOOOOM
the end
As they lay down....
BOOOOM
the end
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well.. i'll never find out anyway. i'll not only be doublely lonely, but i'll be totally isolated from the rest of the world.
sooo.. in the long run. who cares? đ
well.. i'll never find out anyway. i'll not only be doublely lonely, but i'll be totally isolated from the rest of the world.
sooo.. in the long run. who cares? đ
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