Shop Talk
Are you for real?
The balance was over $3K...
I asked if she wanted me to review her bill to see if we could cut it down as she may have gone over blah, blah, blah and she said no, she knows what she did and just wants to pay it.
I must be dreaming. She was very pleasant...she didnt scream or yell or even sound stern...The only reason i had to take the payment was because agents can only accept $1500 or less...
That was incredibly awkward for me...
What does it mean, 153 billable minutes!?
But I'm on the $10 unlimited txt package, why are there 4000 overage messages!?
But I'm on the select plan, why are there $500 in Premium SMS charges!?"
I get those all regularly. The bottom two are the most fun to explain that, yes, they have the $10 text package, that yes, it's unlimited to Verizon customers, no, you only get 500 out of network, and your sales representative was just lazy and called it unlimited to get the sale from you; and that Premium SMS are free from Verizon, but the content provider can still charge you.
I had one a few weeks ago where a 60ish year old woman was looking at a $400 voice bill due to some ...
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"What are you talking about? I can't have text overages, I have the $10 unlimited plan." ☹️
I've heard several reps just refer to the $10 unlimited plan to customers because they were too lazy to say "unlimited Verizon-to-Verizon messaging with 500 out of network." The customers come back with overages, and I have to explain why.
"My aircard got turned off because I was running a file server/playing Quake II/downloading DVD rip movies in 1080p! I thought my service was unlimited!"
I seem to be the only rep in my district that leads the top data plan qualification/sale process by talking about the 5 GB cap, what it entails, and how ridiculously high it is for normal usage. Even though it is NO...
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We're a smaller provider and we know it so when we do unlimited stuff we mean UNLIMITED and we usually put no restrictions as to what network you're calling/messaging to.
We're actually reasonably honest on our end, not that TMS still aren't bastards... but policy is usually pretty honest.