Customer calls in pissed because he received his replacement phone and his pictures didn't transfer over. I explained and he said "I want credit then". I almost got ghetto on him.
"No, we do not do that you may want to call care but I very much doubt if they will give you a credit for that."
That just got on my nerves
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write down his address and send him your poop in the mail.
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🤣 you would do that huh? 😈
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pictures that he took on the camera? well no swingin dipshit asshole.....ya gotta retakeem or transfer on a mem card ???? check your brain at the door...
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🤣 😈 What a dumbfuck!
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Cuss the ****er out!!!
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WTF was this guy expecting 😳
Tell him to buy a freaking memory card, or bring in a USB Drive and back them up onto that. Or put them on PIXPLACE (for VZW).
Seriously, if all those stupid self pose-emo-look at me-your not as cool as you think-mypsace pics meant that much to him he should have backed them up.
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I'm the one that the care rep sends the credit request to. If that came to me, I'd laugh and reject the form. I like being the enforcer.
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while on our breaks.....
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And sometimes in the bathroom.
😳 what?
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While at work.
Actually, we had one guy bring in laced coffee (bourbon I think) to Chemistry class and share... with everybody... this was the same Chem class where the instructor lectured with his eyes CLOSED (literally) so he rarely noticed anything we did.
Strangely I pulled a B in that class.
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The really bad part was the fact that we had a couple of 15 year old kids in the class who were there because the High School wasn't challenging them enough so they were dual enrolled.
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public high school???
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LOTS and LOTS of B & D
Thank god there is a freaking bar here in the Mall.
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Mock me if you will, but it works.
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The Lord. You know, the one that they mock all the time in the Lounge?
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oh THE Lord... do you pray that a bus hits them on the way home? That's what I would pray for.
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I'm a pro at selfish prayers. Kinda like the person who has unprotected sex and then prays to God not to get pregnant or get HIV.
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That's how most people do it.
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A girl I know (I hesitate to say friend) pulled the HIV one on me two days ago. "I slept with someone who was exposed to HIV, please pray for me!" I laughed at her and told her to have fun being responsible for once in her life and I hope the next six months of celibacy teach her to keep her knees closed.
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Why did she do that?!
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cus she's a w**** who doesn't think or ask for last names before jumping in the sack.
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I quit smoking 6 years started smoking when i began working customer service at a call center... i'm a cancer survivor too! dam job...
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