Shop Talk
RANT!!
C: Yes, I am eligible for an upgrade. What phones you have available.
I show him the phones.
C: I will like that one.
Me: Okay that phone is $19.99 after MIR. (there is a price tag by the phone)
C: No, I am upgrading I want it for free.
Me: Sir, The only free phone we have available it the N 6010.
C: I already have that phone.
Me: Yes.
(Thinks to myself... Cause your cheap a$$ wouldn't buy one then and won't buy one now.)
C: Fine, I want it.
Me: Sorry I don't have it in stock right now.
C: Well, I will take the display.
Me: Sir, you can't it is a dummy phone.
C: You can use the one I have and then I will take that one.
Me: IT IS A DUMMY!
C: I don't care.
Me:Fine
(Give him the fake phone.)
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I show him the phones.
C: I will like that one.
Me: Okay that phone is $19.99 after MIR. (there is a price tag by the phone)
C: No, I am upgrading I want it for free.
Me: Sir, The only free phone we have available it the N 6010.
C: I already have that phone.
Me: Yes.
(Thinks to myself... Cause your cheap a$$ wouldn't buy one then and won't buy one now.)
C: Fine, I want it.
Me: Sorry I don't have it in stock right now.
C: Well, I will take the display.
Me: Sir, you can't it is a dummy phone.
C: You can use the one I have and then I will take that one.
Me: IT IS A DUMMY!
C: I don't care.
Me:Fine
(Give him the fake phone.)
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(continues)
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I'm tempted to ball bullsh1t on mooiscoow ...
But I guess it is possible for someone to be that stupid....
But I guess it is possible for someone to be that stupid....
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I found out it happens all the time. The COR store here had a case when someone wanted them to activate a dummy phone they stole from the store. I know it sounds bad, but i get customers all the time who think they are real. And then there are the Customers who destroy my Blackjack dummy phone.
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Yeah I was going to call bullshit too... sounds a little too dumb to be true 👀
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No way!!! That can't be true. Nobody in the world is that completely retarded!!! 🤣 🤣
By the way, I was actually laughing so hard I was coughing.
By the way, I was actually laughing so hard I was coughing.
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