Shop Talk
i love making mean ppl feel stupid
evil b*tch comes into my store (after coming in repeatedly over the past few weeks with dumb questions about her new Dash) and I say "hi how r u?"
E.B.: tired of seeing ya'll.
me: ok...how can i help u?
E.B.: well im about to return this because there are just too many problems with this phone and I dont have time for it..blah blah blah
me: well...ma'am (ahem, b*tch) id be happy to help u fix whatever problems there are but theres no way i can take that phone back u r out of ur return period
E.B.: well i guess i can let u look at it but this is just ridiculous that i have had to come back so many times!
me: i know
E.B.: look i cant get into my voicemail it wont let me enter the password see!
she dials v-mail and then ...
(continues)
E.B.: tired of seeing ya'll.
me: ok...how can i help u?
E.B.: well im about to return this because there are just too many problems with this phone and I dont have time for it..blah blah blah
me: well...ma'am (ahem, b*tch) id be happy to help u fix whatever problems there are but theres no way i can take that phone back u r out of ur return period
E.B.: well i guess i can let u look at it but this is just ridiculous that i have had to come back so many times!
me: i know
E.B.: look i cant get into my voicemail it wont let me enter the password see!
she dials v-mail and then ...
(continues)
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I love that moment of glory where you know you have done nothing wrong and the customer is just a complete idiot
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