Shop Talk
Need a prank idea
My manager told me yesterday that he was coming in today, this morning he said he wasn't. I had to rush around getting ready (still drunk) and now I am sitting at work feeling like a hot bag of a$$ and looking like 2 hot bags of a$$. The reason he didn't make it in today? ... because he's got a hangover. So I need to pull a prank on him since he opens tomorrow, any ideas? 😈
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Fill the keyholes with superglue when you leave tonight.
Rub motor oil or vasoline or mayo or poop all over the inside of the door handle where he cant see it but will touch it. I like using poop the best.
Take a crap in his locker or desk drawer.
Dip your sack in his coffee mug.
Call the store and pretend you are the fuzz.
Go out on a date with his woman.
Egg his car.
Piss in his car.
Rub motor oil or vasoline or mayo or poop all over the inside of the door handle where he cant see it but will touch it. I like using poop the best.
Take a crap in his locker or desk drawer.
Dip your sack in his coffee mug.
Call the store and pretend you are the fuzz.
Go out on a date with his woman.
Egg his car.
Piss in his car.
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Place a bucket of itching powder over the door and rig it so when he opens the door, poof!
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Attach a board to the top of thedoor and put a brick on it. When the door opens BAM!
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And land you on the street. You'd be out of a job, but hey, it's be funny as hell.
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this is totally not shoptalk material but since you brought up arson, I would like to mention that the other night I found out this kid I used to see skateboarding when I was younger who was always a little weird is now really into worshipping Satan and he is starting his jail time for attempting to burn down his elementary school's library, because Satan told him and his friend too, pretty awesome seeing how some people end up...
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Jesus Christ! You should hope he turns himself around in jail (and I don't mean to pick up the soap).
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Go change the lock code on the next phone to be grabbed for activation of each model. It'll really ring his bell that every phone he turns on to activate, the keypad is locked, and it's not the default unlock code.
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Or get all the demo phones wet. It will ruin his numbers when he has to replace them all.
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saranwrap on the toilet bowl
packing tape in the doorway so when he opens it tomorrow he walks right into it.
pee on his chair, so it dries overnight and stinks like hell in the morning
packing tape in the doorway so when he opens it tomorrow he walks right into it.
pee on his chair, so it dries overnight and stinks like hell in the morning
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Thats contributing to the abuse of children. Abuse of the boss is ok but leave the kids out of it. Not cool.
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"I wanna see if a chick with a mouthful of donkey spunk swallows..."
Great movie.
Great movie.
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Do like Clerks 2 and hold a donkey show in the store scheduled for when he opens 🤣
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Unless the store is too small. Then just get a sh*t ton of hookers and strippers and have him foot the bill...without him knowing.
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put clear gelatine into the toilet bowl water, so that when he pees or poos on it, it doesn't go anywhere, so he has to scoop it out.
*note* do this on a day you are not there.
*note* do this on a day you are not there.
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