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same - old - same - old
c- is that a phone, too? (*points at enV*)
me- yes it is...
c- how much is it?
me- do you have Verizon already?
c- yes
me- do you know if...
c- will you just tell me the price?
me- do you know how long you've...
c- would you quit being a b!tch and just tell me how much it is?!
😳
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thats when you just quote the full retail price.
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or shank them with a sharpened toothbrush... 👀
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always carry poo-on-a-stick.
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its pretty simple. take a stick. put poo on the end of it, and voila! you have an effective deterrent for those you dont want to get near you.
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*waves poo-on-a-stick at you*
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d3ityJun 2, 2007, 11:15 AM
Should it be my poo? or should I use someone elses?
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use the poo of the person you don't want to come near you again .... and a very LARGE stick
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d3ityJun 2, 2007, 12:13 PM
so how would I go about aquiring the poo of a customer?
Me: So to get the ball rolling, I'm going to need the wireless number on the account and the last four of the accountholder's social. If we're starting a new account, I'll need your full social, a copy of your drivers liscence, and a small stool sample on the end of this pointy stick.
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yes, and then your store should have a sample vault somewhere as well where you can file it either by name or cell number
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d3ityJun 2, 2007, 12:42 PM
Perhaps we could work it into our thank you card program...
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Naw, just add in the "federally mandated" $50 JBYA fee.
Just
Because
You're an
AXX
That usually shuts them up and they leave.
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