Shop Talk
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so this lady...is all upset that her calls keep droppin. "i've had at&t since it was cingular & i'll tell you, the coverage was so much better when you guys were cingular!!"
first off...there was no changin of hands people, just a name change!! at&t couldn't make up their minds who they wanted to be..ergo the flip floppin of names!!
so i'm lookin in the mti map tool, she's in an almost white area...she gets moderate coverage, which means she will experience dropped calls & she has five towers 10 miles out from her house, three of which are havin issues. the last putz tells her that the towers should have been fixed at 2:31am her time. so tell me houdini? where did you get that info? cause i never get an etr just a guesstimation, even ...
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first off...there was no changin of hands people, just a name change!! at&t couldn't make up their minds who they wanted to be..ergo the flip floppin of names!!
so i'm lookin in the mti map tool, she's in an almost white area...she gets moderate coverage, which means she will experience dropped calls & she has five towers 10 miles out from her house, three of which are havin issues. the last putz tells her that the towers should have been fixed at 2:31am her time. so tell me houdini? where did you get that info? cause i never get an etr just a guesstimation, even ...
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A magic 8 ball would be more accurate, but then again so would reading animal entrails.
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*pokes dead animal intestines with stick* *poke*....*poke* *poke* 👀 is it supposed to do somethin? 😳
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well....apparently you can read the future in the entrails....I assume really good drugs are involved in this somehow though.
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Is not a word. Anybody that says that should be whipped by my nasty gym socks!!
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it is a word cause i am april almighty & i say it's a word so shursh ya face 😁
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If we went camping, and you woke up with miracle whip on your butt, would you tell anybody?
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lol miracle whip? why not butter? or that marshmallow jelly crud? or say some peanut butter? mayo just smells bad when its been sittin for a while 👀
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oh certainly but only if you reciprocate my friend...im all for fun and games but i want you to share in the pleasure/pain 😈
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My ploy of trying to implement shock value blew up in my face.
I love being a phone jockey though. I get paid to sit and talk. My butt is sitting on a $500 chair, and my customer is yelling at her husband, because he drove her cell phone bill in the ground, and he can't keep it in his pants. Good times.
I love being a phone jockey though. I get paid to sit and talk. My butt is sitting on a $500 chair, and my customer is yelling at her husband, because he drove her cell phone bill in the ground, and he can't keep it in his pants. Good times.
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👀 😲 😳 holy cow sin i didnt know you were that type of person.....WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU WITH HELD FROM ME???? 👿
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sinister is a 50 year old fat man...with man boobies.. lol! jkjk love u sinister *cough cough* i mean april who is sitting just a few cubes away from me.. lol
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does this look like gradeschool? no, no it doesn't...oh wait *looks around* streamers? colorful posters? crayons & activity books at the front desk? ok well maybe over here but on the www i could gives toe shiz aboot you're speeeelllins & poonctuashions obsesshion u heve 😎
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Heaven knows, we'd hate to appear intelligent. HELPFUL HINT: Here's the part where you say that since we have similar jobs (Maybe), and are posting at the same place, that I am no better than you (I'm not better than you, by the by). Also, you can do what you want, and that there should be no repercussions (There are, by the by). In addition, you call into question something about my sexuality.
Am I forgetting anything from your inevitable rebuttal?
Am I forgetting anything from your inevitable rebuttal?
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all i saw was blah blah blah, im superior..blah blah blah, i'm full of it...blah blah blah somethin about i think i know 🤣 😛
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Only 50% of the words used in this little barrage were misspelled! Bully for you!
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bravo you really are this annoyin in person aren't you? ugh..shoo fly don't bother me, shoo fly don't bother me..shoo fly don't bother me....dernit, where's that dern fly swatter...dern pests 🤣
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this is where she/he/it clicks to refresh cause she/he/it has nothin better to do than be inferior..*shakes head* my bad, superior to everyone else...
refreshes again, sticks her/his/its tongue out the side of her/his/its mouth while he/she/it concentrates on tryin not to fudge up the next comment while tryin soundin witty...
goes on to backspace....use her/his/its correct punctuation & capitalization & all cause he/she/it doesn't wanna look the fool in front of people of totally NO consequence..submit her lil comment but NOT before hittin check spellin 🤣 🤣
refreshes again, sticks her/his/its tongue out the side of her/his/its mouth while he/she/it concentrates on tryin not to fudge up the next comment while tryin soundin witty...
goes on to backspace....use her/his/its correct punctuation & capitalization & all cause he/she/it doesn't wanna look the fool in front of people of totally NO consequence..submit her lil comment but NOT before hittin check spellin 🤣 🤣
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I misspell things all the time. I do correct myself, of course. I don't use my accidents as a badge of pride... with the exception of my daughter.
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accidents chickee? these aren't accidents, THESE are intentional..helllloooooo...which would go along with the i don't care attitude displayed towards your accidental intelligence 🤣
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I certainly hope that you don't complain about multi-language recordings.
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anywho...if ya don't have anything to contribute to the issue at hand my dear...troll on over to the lounge if you will & banter about totally non phone related topics 😎
just amusin to me that i ask a simple question to which you have no answer & all you can do is critique my spellin & punctuation
lame lame lame
lame lame 😳
just amusin to me that i ask a simple question to which you have no answer & all you can do is critique my spellin & punctuation
lame lame lame
lame lame 😳
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