Shop Talk
Three...hours....to....go....
I bet if I jumped across this counter and ripped all of her hair out of that fat head of hers her day would suck a lot more... 👿
Earlier, I had a ~20 year-old girl who COULD NOT live without her phone. It doesn't matter that she got it wet by dropping it into a big tub of "jungle juice." I mean, it was an obviously an accident, so obviously I should give her a new phone so she can fone bone her bf some more... 🙄
When she said that she "couldn't" live without her phone, I replied with, "Sure you can, people have survived without cel ...
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