Shop Talk
My Work Fantasies
1) I wish all the employees I had working for me were Club Jenna girls, and that our company dress code would allow them to wear skimpy, revealing outfits.
2) I wish my store was turning 100+ postpaid activations a month.
3) I wish all my customers had IQ scores of around 100, not smart enough to cause me endless headaches, and not too dumb to be able to use the phone.
4) I wish I had a button on my desk that I could push to suddenly open my store's front door directly in front of the skaters and bike riders that routinely cruise up and down the sidewalk in front of our store. I have fantasies of watching them crash through the glass plate.
5) I wish I could say the things to stupid customers that I'm actually thinking about t...
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2) I wish my store was turning 100+ postpaid activations a month.
3) I wish all my customers had IQ scores of around 100, not smart enough to cause me endless headaches, and not too dumb to be able to use the phone.
4) I wish I had a button on my desk that I could push to suddenly open my store's front door directly in front of the skaters and bike riders that routinely cruise up and down the sidewalk in front of our store. I have fantasies of watching them crash through the glass plate.
5) I wish I could say the things to stupid customers that I'm actually thinking about t...
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i wish people would realize they need to be 18 to get a cell phone. and if they aren't 18 they need to dress like a nun so i don't feel dirty after looking.
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Ya well you guys down there have these silly laws about that kinda stuff. Up here we have really horny polititians 😛...It's accually kinda sick...
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I wish this dirty old man who pretended to be interested in cell phone just so he could talk to me but really look at my boobs the whole time would zip up his zipper!
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Are you over 60 years old walking around the mall with your wee-wee nearly hanging out?
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elder-types like that need to be herded and the nutrients extracted so us younger-types can remain as such.
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HAHAHA. Oh god my bosss is going to think i've gone crazy i'm laughing so much.
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nope, not over 60. 25 here, I will look into your eyes now..... stare into my eyes 😳
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Oh man, I can relate to #4! Our store in a strip mall has problems with skaters/bikers during the summer time. It doesn't bother me if they're in the parking lot, but on the sidewalk is dangerous and annoying. I hope this year I get to witness a customer leaving the store and a kid face-planting into our door. 😁
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