Shop Talk
Do you have to concentrate to remember to breathe?
This one was kinda funny. I just had a girl call up asking if we were having any tower problems in the area. I have had no problems at all and have not heard of any problems around here for MONTHS (apparently the techs are doing their job 😉 ) so I told her that I did not know of any problems but if she was having issues she should contact technical support right away to have it addressed. She told me that she doesn't have a phone with us but someone she was trying to get a hold of does and she has not been able to contact them for a couple days. 😳 I told her again that there were no problems that I had heard of or experienced so that person's phone may be turned off or something. She tells me that she knew this was not the case...
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she probably was just trying to get a hold of her dealer, LOL.
Sounds like the crazies i get at my mall 🙄
Sounds like the crazies i get at my mall 🙄
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Well, when you get desparate, you do dumb things. I do not understand how people like this girl are capable of operating a telephone, much less a car or diesel truck. I think that EVERY electronic should require an IQ test to be operated. That way, dummies like this would not be bothering us all the time.
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So a blonde goes into get her hair cut and she is wearing headphones. The hair dresser seats the blonde and begins to trim her hair. When she gets to the hair above the blonde's ear, the hairdresser puts her hands softly on the blonde's headphones and removes them. Suddenly the blonde turns blue, falls out of the chair, and DIES. When the hair dresser bends down she hears "Breathe In, Breathe Out," coming from the headphones. 🤣
Hehehe, by the by, check out the movie The Aristocrats if you like dirty humor and the best comics in the world.
Hehehe, by the by, check out the movie The Aristocrats if you like dirty humor and the best comics in the world.
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