Shop Talk
Right back at ya!!!
I worked in retail for about 5 years. During that time I have seen customers do some of the most unbelievable things I have ever seen an adult do. Just once I would have liked to have gone into their place of business, where they earn their living, and kindly give back to them what they so generously gave me.
1. So, you want to come into my store and swear up a storm because you didn't get your way? Better tell your co-workers to get their earplugs because I'm coming over and you won't believe the words that come out of my mouth inside your office!!!
2. What's that? You're phone isn't working properly so you decide to throw it at me? I hope your reflexes are good because the stapler on your desk could be very painful if it hits ...
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1. So, you want to come into my store and swear up a storm because you didn't get your way? Better tell your co-workers to get their earplugs because I'm coming over and you won't believe the words that come out of my mouth inside your office!!!
2. What's that? You're phone isn't working properly so you decide to throw it at me? I hope your reflexes are good because the stapler on your desk could be very painful if it hits ...
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