Shop Talk
Old lady
early in my banking job, i was spending a Saturday working as a teller. It sucked cause we had to be to work fairly early for a Saturday and everyone was always hung over. So it was just me and another guy Evan behind the teller counter at this time. I was really hung over and my stomach was upset. Evan went around the corner to get some cash from the vault and i was counting a ladies cash back to her. I got half way through it, and all the sudden i had to sneeze really bad. So with my head turned and half her cash still in my hands i sneezed really hard out of nowhere. And since i sneezed so hard i ended up farting really loud simultaneously. I was kind of hoping she didn't hear, but i saw Evan drop to th...
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