Shop Talk
Well
C: My phone doesnt wanna make calla
M: No problems ma'am, can you take the batery out for me?
C: I can't
M: I know it's tricky but i need u to take it out.
C: I can't, I am not a mechanic!
M: 😳 , there is no need to be a mechanic to remove the battery 🙄
C: WHAAAAAAAAAAT? ARE SAYING I'M STUPID?
M: there is no need to be yelling at me ma'am, but what I mean by that is that...
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
(call dropped)
C: I need to see if you have a car charger for my phone.
M: Do you know what kind of phone it is?
C: No.
M: Okay easy enough, just go ahead and take the battery out of your phone and there should be a model number on the label where the battery was.
C: Okay hang one. *Click*
Five minutes later...
C: Yea I was just on the phone with you about a car charger, and you hung up on me.
M: *headdesk*