you're not smart enough
people that come up and say they want a "celery" phone should not be waited on. also i wish people that come up and say "i already have cellular" would realize that its cingular (just as the signs,posters,phones and bills say!). please send me one intelligent person today...
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I always ate my celery phones too quick to make them worth the money. Espcially when they came with accessories like peanut butter.
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also, verizon is not the same as horizon. there is not a celery provider called horizon. espically after i correct you.
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I had one guy call in, could barely speak english, but in his best english informed me "I have education more than you and you're whole F-ing family, dont tell me that i'm reading my bill wrong" 😳 wow, too bad that education didnt teach you how to use the english language correctly!
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horizon phones are for pimps who are runnin ho's from their celery phone. Everybody knows this.
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I think he's possessed... "The power of christ compels you! The power of christ compels you!"
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ralph_on_me said:
I always ate my celery phones too quick to make them worth the money. Espcially when they came with accessories like peanut butter.
Besides, you're supposed to use your celery phone to stir your Bloody Mary, right? 😲
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Aleq said:I've used a cell phone to stir a Long Island Ice Tea. It, uh, didn't work any more after that.ralph_on_me said:
I always ate my celery phones too quick to make them worth the money. Espcially when they came with accessories like peanut butter.
Besides, you're supposed to use your celery phone to stir your Bloody Mary, right? 😲
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muchdrama said:Aleq said:I've used a cell phone to stir a Long Island Ice Tea. It, uh, didn't work any more after that.ralph_on_me said:
I always ate my celery phones too quick to make them worth the money. Espcially when they came with accessories like peanut butter.
Besides, you're supposed to use your celery phone to stir your Bloody Mary, right? 😲
Dude, I so don't want to know how many drinks you had BEFORE the one you stirred with a cell phone...
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Aleq said:It was my bachelor party. I signed a non-disclosure form before that little shindig.muchdrama said:Aleq said:I've used a cell phone to stir a Long Island Ice Tea. It, uh, didn't work any more after that.ralph_on_me said:
I always ate my celery phones too quick to make them worth the money. Espcially when they came with accessories like peanut butter.
Besides, you're supposed to use your celery phone to stir your Bloody Mary, right? 😲
Dude, I so don't want to know how many drinks you had BEFORE the one you stirred with a cell phone...
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Aleq said:I have my suspicions there're some pictures floating around.
Wise move--no camera clause as well?
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sounds like the same people that cant say nokia . or when you ask them what kind of phone they have they reply umm its a cingular
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yea its pretty bad when they can't say what kind of phone that they have . i can find out quicker with an imei or esn search quicker than they can pronounce it !
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Yup. Its kinda funny though. Have to keep from giggling while im on the phone with them. 🤣
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woodelehop said:
people that come up and say they want a "celery" phone should not be waited on. also i wish people that come up and say "i already have cellular" would realize that its cingular (just as the signs,posters,phones and bills say!). please send me one intelligent person today...
What about Cingul-AIR? 🙄
Um no ma'am... "singulair" can only be purchased with a prescription.
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I've had "CingularONE" for years...
Really, sir?
Then you should visit their store. 🙄
Right before I moved to okc, I was still working for Verizon in texas and people were getting Portability letters in the mail.
This lady brought her Sprint phone in and demanded I put a verizon number on i...
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PhoenixAshes said:...woodelehop said:
people that come up and say they want a "celery" phone should not be waited on. also i wish people that come up and say "i already have cellular" would realize that its cingular (just as the signs,posters,phones and bills say!). please send me one intelligent person today...
What about Cingul-AIR? 🙄
Um no ma'am... "singulair" can only be purchased with a prescription.
Or
I've had "CingularONE" for years...
Really, sir?
Then you should visit their store. 🙄
Right before I moved to okc, I was still working for Verizon in texas and people were getting Portability letters in the mail.
This lady brought her Sprint phone in a
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muchdrama said:
And what about the tools that walk up to the box office and say "one manatee", please. Oh, wait...that was me at age 9. Don't think I've lived that one down yet.
I don't think the pimple faced geek at the booth knew what a sea-cow is, so I'm sure it's cool. 🤣
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