Dear John... or should I say dear verizon
Me:Verizon I think we need to talk!
Verizon: Are you breaking up with me?
Me: Yes Verizon I am!
Verizon: Why? Don't you love me any more?
Me: Where to start Verizon? I have been with you for a long time. And yes I will cherish the few good times we have had over the past 7 years, I just can't stand you anymore. You are always messing up my bill and charging me more than you should be.
Verizon: How can you leave me? I have the best service. My network is awesome. Haven't you seen my cool ad's on TV.? I made all of those for you!
Me: Yes Verizon you have a very sharp wit, but I am sick of you selling me poopy phones, and charging me obscene amounts for what you call the best service ever. And I feel like I have to be honest with you. Y...
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Verizon: Are you breaking up with me?
Me: Yes Verizon I am!
Verizon: Why? Don't you love me any more?
Me: Where to start Verizon? I have been with you for a long time. And yes I will cherish the few good times we have had over the past 7 years, I just can't stand you anymore. You are always messing up my bill and charging me more than you should be.
Verizon: How can you leave me? I have the best service. My network is awesome. Haven't you seen my cool ad's on TV.? I made all of those for you!
Me: Yes Verizon you have a very sharp wit, but I am sick of you selling me poopy phones, and charging me obscene amounts for what you call the best service ever. And I feel like I have to be honest with you. Y...
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Methinks jwade is having a breakup conversation with himself. Time to get the popcorn ready. This should be entertaining.
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I don't know. I really, really, really want an iPhone so I can understand the sentiment. Especially if he lives in a large Metro area and knows it is going to work for him.
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I came on to phonescoop today to try and read some informative and inciteful threads. Looks like I was wrong.
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You aren't being adult about the seperation by right off the bat saying you're taking the dog. Like they always say he'll be back (once he realizes the service is sub-standard and dropped calls are a pain in the ass) Enjoy your stay with ATT&T but mostly your coverage and iFadphone. P.S. the dog isn't ugly, you are.
THERE'S A MAP FOR THAT!
THERE'S A MAP FOR THAT!
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I am glad that some of you enjoyed my letter! I fel like I have to respond to a few of the replys from the Verizon fanboys. First of all I will save about $10 a month. I have talked to a couple of reps and the price the gave me was lower than what I am paying now. Second, In my fictious story I never once said that I was taking the dog! This is the problem with verizon. I am sure that they send all of you to a brainwashing class or two and you guys are convienced that your current company is the bee's knees. You guys than overlook the facts or worse don't bother doing any research of your own. You just assume that what they are saying is correct. So who are the real sheep here? I live in Detroit and att has great service service here. The gu...
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I was entertained by the original posting. I feel this response lessens the effect, however. Just ignore the snide remarks. One has to expect them. Al carriers have their crusaders who feel the need to defend their favorite against any criticism. The worst thing you can do is get into a back and forth with them.
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