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Cingular Vrs Homer from the simpsons vrs Bill clinton, 3 way battle royal!

rep1of2000

Jan 8, 2005, 12:25 AM
ok heres how this works. i will posy a topic, and give the main atribute of each of these. cingular wireless homer simpson and bill clinton. the one with the best answer gets 1 point. at the end, whoever has the most points wins! so here we go......round one!




Identifying charecteristic
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cingular: All over network

homer simpson: beer belly, bald, yellow skin.

bill clinton: "cuter then george bush" (???)

point to: homer simpson

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noted for:
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cingular: 46 million customers, 96% nation wide coverage, rollover minutes.

homer simpson: humerous one liners, crazy hairbrained schemes.

bill clinton: cheating on his wife.

point to: cingular.

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temp

Jan 8, 2005, 9:30 AM
are you high?
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speedywalk

Jan 8, 2005, 10:11 AM
Ummm...ok

What kind of crack are you smoking because if its that much fun I want some.

Cingular: Cute little orange guy named Jack
Homer Simpson: Beer-bellied funny guy
Bill Clinton: Grey hair dying ex-president
rep1of2000: poster of the most pointless post I've ever seen on any forum

Point to: rep1of2000

Speedywalk
"It ain't broke, it just needs duct tape!"
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speedywalk

Jan 8, 2005, 10:14 AM
O.K. In hindsight, that post was dumb enough that I shouldn't even have dignified it with a response..."D'OH!"

Speedywalk
"It ain't broke, it just needs duct tape!"
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jinx7676

Jan 8, 2005, 12:08 PM
best place they have done it:

Cingular: in the customer's ass (as do ALL wireless carriers)

Homer Simpson: in the 18th hole of the mini-putt place

Bill Clinton: in the Oval Office

point: Billy boy
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repCB

Jan 8, 2005, 6:33 PM
cingular: screws the customers

homer simpson: screws marge

bill clinton: screws interns


point to: bill clinton
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coldsteel

Jan 9, 2005, 3:41 PM
repCB said:
cingular: screws the customers

homer simpson: screws marge

bill clinton: screws interns


point to: bill clinton



Dunno about that... Lewinsky's fugly...
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rep1of2000

Jan 9, 2005, 8:36 PM
lol yes....this is pointless...but im really bored...so i post stuff. leave me alone. im helpful as well alot of times. having a little irrelevancy in your life is healthy. and no im not high....just really really REALLY jazzed on caffiene and only 6 hours sleep in 4 days. so leave me alone and go play in traffic or something...i hate flamers....flamers suck.
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Knownuthinboutphones

Jan 12, 2005, 12:34 AM
YEAAAHH!! THATS WHY I SAW MARGE ALL THE WAY!
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Knownuthinboutphones

Jan 12, 2005, 12:35 AM
say**.... hmm..
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Knownuthinboutphones

Jan 12, 2005, 12:34 AM
i dunno, i'd do marge
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lostspirit76

Jan 12, 2005, 7:46 AM
This should be moved to the lounge as this does not pertain to work
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