throwing fuel on the fire (top ten ways to commit suicide at work)
this is intended as a FUNNY joke. do not take it serously....and its probally not a brilliant idea to test any of these.
ok now that the disclaimer is out of the way.....people on my team have developed a top ten list on how too off yourself at work in the most entertaining methods (to the people who watch)
so without furthar adue......
10🙂 sitting next to 4 day old clothing for 8.5 hours
9🙂passing out from boredom and faceplanting onto the keyboard....and suffocating on the "alt" key
8🙂choking on headset microphone
7🙂caffiene overdose
6🙂 having a vending machine fall on you
5🙂cutting yourself with ID badge
4🙂decapitating yourself with extendable badge thing a ma bob... (not viagra)
3🙂forced v...
(continues)
ok now that the disclaimer is out of the way.....people on my team have developed a top ten list on how too off yourself at work in the most entertaining methods (to the people who watch)
so without furthar adue......
10🙂 sitting next to 4 day old clothing for 8.5 hours
9🙂passing out from boredom and faceplanting onto the keyboard....and suffocating on the "alt" key
8🙂choking on headset microphone
7🙂caffiene overdose
6🙂 having a vending machine fall on you
5🙂cutting yourself with ID badge
4🙂decapitating yourself with extendable badge thing a ma bob... (not viagra)
3🙂forced v...
(continues)
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Come on...Jumping off the wall of your cube is not going to kill you. That would be one of the funny parts.
Lighten Up.
Lighten Up.
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It doesnt take much to humor me, honestly, I'll laugh at about anything, and yeah I guess if I ACTUALLY saw something like that happen I'd laugh, I just wasnt amused with this... No offense to anyone, honestly. Im not sitting here talking smack about anyone, I just didnt like it... 😕
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This post isnt about work and should be moved to the Lounge. If everyone wants to play the stupid game of this post should be moved to the lounge when this forum cannot be accessed by the major prick if a few people want to play hardball
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Knownuthinboutphones said:
Oh, then why bother wastein time posting, right?
No, im simply stating my opinion, no need to get uppity.
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What about from exhaustion---running around trying to find a manager when you need one and you just flat pass out? 😁
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