Ha ha, mine too, as I was whipping it around to close it at the front doors, it turned inside out, then back again when I turned, then once more when the wind changed direction 😡

Stupid Red Deer, stupid weather, stupid god, stupid umbrella

Whoa there. Let's be careful about what we say about God.

Don't impose your Mormonism on me, friend. I can have whatever opinion on god I choose, and I can say it freely without persecution. And besides, if god didn't want to be called down, the dork never should have sent this downpour 😡

Who's Mormon? I'm Mormon. Don't go dissin' the Mormon's, damnit 😛

HAHAHA! That's slapstick comedy, right there. I half expect to get home from work tonight and find my house full of water. 😳

Ha ha ha complete with floating furniture, and small pets trying to stay atop them as the currents sweep everything out into the street

Get home and find my cats clinging panicked to the back of my couch, looking something like cartoon characters while my house slowly sinks.

Ha ha, and then you camly reach over, grab your tea pot as it floats by, turn slightly, calmly grab a cup as it goes by, pour yourself a cup of tea, and gaze at the misery with a slightly amused look.......

lol... No tea involved. It'd be a case of triple black floating by, and I'd just get myself pleasantly stinking drunk. ^_^

lol.....triple black floating by, eh....must be a lite beer 😛

Ew, beer. 🙄 Nonono, doll... it's a vodka cooler

Oh, well.....I was making an attempt at jocularity at the expense of Archimedes and the English language, but.....

Poo

Didn't work 😉 How're your calls today?

Terrible. My transfers are about 40%, and they don't come any more inane than they do on the weekend. I can't wait for the day to be gone

I know! My transfer rate is through the roof today! Gross. So much for VGH, if there is any... not likely on a weekend. ☹️

VGH only happens on Wed-Fri (mostly). Weekends and Mon-Tues are too busy for it. Our team got the days we did because of Saturdays: they were always short staffed, so they made our schedule include Sat.

Which bites, because we can't do shift swaps or nothing to get them off. And it was SO hard to get out of bed this morning! 👿 Anyway. 3 days off a week? Won't hear me complaining.

Sigh, it all comes down to the trade: How much crap can we take in order to earn our long rest 😡

Which, I might add, is a bucket load of crap-o-rama, because SATURDAYS (officially) SUCK!

Uh, yeah. Saturdays blow... It better slow down a bit, I'm not getting anything accomplished that I'd set out for myself to do today! No gossip is happening because I'm too busy working.

I know! No justice for the slackers 👿

I'm going to set up a protest and camp out in the director's office to demand out rights.

What is it about Saturday callers that make them so much stupider?

I think it's the white collars that are cutting circulation off to their brains all week, then the weekend rolls around and the rush of blood to the brain is absolutely disorienting. 😉

That actually makes sense. lol

You know, I am not sure. It could be due to the sheer volume of calls, or because the nation is stricken with a weekend paradigm that alters state of mind. I don't know. But the weekend is always worse than weekdays. It seems that people are in a rush to get what they want, and are less tolerant to no as an answer

I know. Some of the wierdest calls and worst custs are on Sat.

I can deal with the pissy customers, I only hope that I get no one that needs an obscure peice of information, or any more DAMN MISSING MIGRATION ORDERS!

I hate those things. Despise those words.

If the migration tool was a person/animal/organism, I would hit it with a broom stick