Shove-it Points
Now, without offending the almighty "god" of the phonescoop forums, I have a proposition to make.
Now introducing "Shove-it" points! Instead of raising the salaries of you poor suckas *ahem* valued care reps three cents to $9.03/hr, or giving you incentives like $2 for every blue customer you turn orange, we, the holy pear-butts at Cingular corp are going to give you a very special opportunity. For every month that you have a quality of at least 97% and process 20 migrations, you will earn one "Shove-it" point! "Well, Neo." you ask. "What ARE 'Shove-it' points? "Thank you for asking, oh meaningless infidels." "Each 'Shove-it' point allows you, the rep, to tell one customer of your choice how much you love *cough, choke, wheeze* (hate)...
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Now introducing "Shove-it" points! Instead of raising the salaries of you poor suckas *ahem* valued care reps three cents to $9.03/hr, or giving you incentives like $2 for every blue customer you turn orange, we, the holy pear-butts at Cingular corp are going to give you a very special opportunity. For every month that you have a quality of at least 97% and process 20 migrations, you will earn one "Shove-it" point! "Well, Neo." you ask. "What ARE 'Shove-it' points? "Thank you for asking, oh meaningless infidels." "Each 'Shove-it' point allows you, the rep, to tell one customer of your choice how much you love *cough, choke, wheeze* (hate)...
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WoW i must be ahead of the game, I;ve been the doing the shove it system for a while now 😈 😈 😈
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Congratulations, you have just been named chief director of operations on the project.
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From what I hear they give AT&T reps a lot of shove it points as it is, why would you need more?
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If we had shove-it points prior to the monday before last I wouldn't be sitting in my living room under my desk vibrating from over-medication by the almighty doctors.
Thank you customers, you have all placed me in my own personal hell.
Thank you customers, you have all placed me in my own personal hell.
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Yeah, Neo, what do I get of 4 1/2 years of Shove-It points not used? Is there some sort of catalog where I can claim boxing gloves, mase, or tasers?
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Actually, here is how it works.
If you have 4yrs or 48 months + of unused "Shove-it" points, you get to take someone's address who really pisses you off and use it to legally become the Terminator for a brief moment.
If you have 4yrs or 48 months + of unused "Shove-it" points, you get to take someone's address who really pisses you off and use it to legally become the Terminator for a brief moment.
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Sweet, I'll settle for that. But could you "throw in" a taser for it?
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Well, good, dont believe I make less than $9 an hour. I'm actually $52,389.18 Year To Date, thanks for your concern.
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I told my Sup that would give back my quarterly and year bonuses for "Say Anything day" I got labeled "Negative" by management, and now work in the dungeon!
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Hm? The Shove-It Points? OH!!! THIS MUST BE THE NEW PROGRAM THAT'S COMING OUT TO REPLACE EDGE REWARDS!! sweeet! And -Die SST- It wasn't the 'negativity' that sent you to the dungeon, it's your disgusting vile-ness of holy repugnance that put you there! expel bodily gases before me! is THAT why the dungeon smells? Hats off to NE0RASK for the Shove-It Point System. Who moves for nomination of NE0RASK to an alternate position? I think Director of Employee Incentives & Appreciation. The Shove-It points would beat the pants off of the freeloader baggies of stale chips that Frito-Lay paid US to take! And the sorry attempt to label this act as "Employee Appreciation Week" ... please? Where's the kareoke? I WANT MY KAREOKE BACK!
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Wow, you make 5 figures? I make more like 4 figures (not counting decimal places) and usually run out of food somewhere around the 28th of each month, and spend most of my time begging my neigbors for rice and bread...
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dquaid said:
Wow, you make 5 figures? I make more like 4 figures (not counting decimal places) and usually run out of food somewhere around the 28th of each month, and spend most of my time begging my neigbors for rice and bread...
Damn son you got the wrong job, i make a little over 30k per year myself you need to find diff place to work
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Come to T-Mobile. I make over $40k per year assisting a main trainer with newhires. Couldn't ask for a more fulfilling position that pays mondo bucks.
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t-mobile rents their network from cingular for gsm,why work for a company that rents the network rather then working for the company that OWNS the network the number 1 carrier -Cingular!
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I could care less who has the best service...I'f i get paid more for working at a crappier company, i'd hit it. 😉
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t-mobile only rents their networks in CA & NV. All the other network towers were theirs... way back in VoiceStream days.
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Customers should gain "SHOVE-IT" points for having to deal with crappy reps like you. When I worked for T-Mobile, if anyone in management even caught wind of what you people says... YOU WOULD GET TERMINATED. But now it would seem like not a single soul care about anything but their salaries.
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matty_719 said:
Customers should gain "SHOVE-IT" points for having to deal with crappy reps like you. When I worked for T-Mobile, if anyone in management even caught wind of what you people says... YOU WOULD GET TERMINATED. But now it would seem like not a single soul care about anything but their salaries.
Actually, Matty-the-fatty 719, my salary sucks like a 5 cent ho, so I am not livin' large, buddy. Crappy reps like me? Hmm, since I am RES Desk rep, does that still make me crappy? You know what? I can say whatever the fudge I want, and meanwhile, you you can take those points and follow the instructions on yourself. But unfortunately I know the system extremely well here at work and won't get caugt f...
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hmmmmmm shove it points....seems like a interesting idea. altho some customers ive dealt with must have an inside track for them cause ive been told to shove it in not so quite nice terms....and me bound by poilicy cant do **** all back. there should be a "equal measure policy"...were we can treat a customer the same way they treat us. LOTS less escalations that way.
"i've upped my standards.....so up yours"
"i've upped my standards.....so up yours"
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