Facebook to Become Location-Aware in April

The system went online on August 4, 1997. SkyNet begins to learn at a geometric rate until on August 29, 1997 ("Judgment Day"), Skynet became self-aware. In a panic, SkyNet's human operators tried to shut down the system, prompting SkyNet to retaliate by launching a large-scale nuclear attack against Russia, knowing that the Russian counterattack would eliminate its enemies in the U.S. This initiates an indeterminately long period of global thermonuclear warfare culminating in a battle pitting humans against machines, which developed ever-increasing capabilities. All because they had to tinker with FaceBook and make it aware. 😳