User: Buffo
These are the most recent forum messages posted by Buffo:
Re: Cell phone lodged in woman's throat
I've commented this to my co workers and the question on the floor was:
why not the a*ss?
Re: Ah this one just kills me
That's why I'm a lesbian.
Re: Question of the Day!!
In call centers in Argentina the average employee is sexually amibiguous and goes to the t-room because he needs his fix.
we are sooo 80s
Christmas Eve
I was so bloody happy when my family decided to take off to see the cousins in the country for christmas and i was going to be alone, with my cat, my bottle of wine, and my fix... but they decided to call the whole thing off and now everyone is staying with me.
So I have been thinking about my pathetic life.
Until yesterday...
During the hour that I have spent on the phone talking to this John Smith who needed ...
Re: Niki Come Back!!
no! she's gone?
i sure liked the girl
such a shame
Re: Lazyness
Of course it does, you're a bass player.
you think you play bass.
Re: Out of words
that's evil
Lazyness
Man, if you actually propose that kind of lazyness, i can only imagine the shape of your a*ss. Jesus! That's exactly the kind of logic our customers have. Let me put it this way, if you don't worry about having and developing the capability to "think outside the box" in a stupid, meaningless situation, then you won't be able to accomplish anything at any level of your life. Exaggerating this, I would even say you won't be able even ...
Re: Out of words
Of course we should not!
I will never buy a cellphone myself. I'd rather shoot myself.
I have thought about it, and I realized that it makes people go slower and actually be less capable of solving practical situations, they'd rely on the stupid phone rather than process abstract thought.
Just the other day, a friend of mine did not find me because we were suppossed to meet at the corner of theatre, i got there earlier and I realized that the ...
Grrr
7000 open cases, so they took half the agents off the line and they're in back office for two weeks.
two weeks with a maximum of 5 minutes of available time (when there's no queue)
somebody help me
Re: They stole my phone and brainwashed my husband!!!
Poor thing.
Re: Another term I hate.
i don't use any word in context
:P
Re: Another term I hate.
I say "nowadays"
i like the word
I also like "flibbertigibet"
Re: The Aliens that break the phones
hey niki you're so fine
you're so fine
you blow my mind
hey niki
hey niki
Re: Guilty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
como estas licia
Jem is excitement....
Sinergy, showtime...
Not inspired.
uh...
Re: Q.A.
still hating the qa girl
Re: Q.A.
dream on...
Re: Q.A.
Nikoletta said:
Buffo... I think I love you.
It's impossible.
Love is natural and real...
but not for such as you and I, my dear.
Re: The father cursed at the manager, and yet handed out those fliers?!
I personally think that gay marriage is plain stupid. You should not be trying to represent the same kind of structures that have made you something unholy and worth bashing.
Anyway, I do like gay marriage because it pisses people off, so in that sense I'm totally pro gay marriage.
Also, gay couples have usually two incomes, both members are professional and loaded, so it would be the best to allow gay adoption. Two dads is so much better than no ...
Re: Q.A.
yeah... i was thinking....
i think i hate her
Re: Q.A.
don't worry, we replace phones here, so basically we need to "sell" some models as well.
I don't think our q.a. has anything against "power statements".
anyway, i'm really angry not because of those 85%, because i KNOW that they're going to be at lest 90% (i'm not bitching just because, the thing is we are required to have a 90% minimum qa average). The thing is that now there is one way in which i cannot be comfortable here. Because ...
Re: Irate customers
I loved computers and books as well when i was a kid :P
(i also began to read at 4)
Re: Q.A.
what's a power statement?
Re: Irate customers
I took my time to analize a bit of this J.K. Rowling c*nt writing.
I mean, I would not say it's good for kids. Or bad. I mean, anybody can enjoy a silly story.
But I would say that if I, after all, somehow believed in literature, then Harry Potter kills literature.
I mean, you cannot write a 500 pages book pretending that you're teaching kids how to read (and how to -read-) and each and every single time you make your ...
Re: Medieval Hysteria
Of course, i hate when people try to be politically correct.
One should always admit the sh*t in the head.
conspiracy
Now, the odd thing is now i can quite understand that terrorism paranoia. Well, understanding would be TOO MUCH, but at least, I can see somehow where it comes from.
George W. Bush is in Argentina right now so I'm trying to determine who looks like wearing a bomb suit and blow us all up when I take the subway.
Re: The Aliens that break the phones
It's a conspiracy.
Re: The Aliens that break the phones
those aliens are just the best
ever watched Dead Like Me?
remember the gravelings?
GOSH! How I loved that series! And I hated stupid americans that would rather watch The Simple Life and they eventually cancelled the show.
The Aliens that break the phones
so, avail time today is 30 - 40 minutes. When usually the longest we have is 15 minutes (except sunday mornings).
So, I was thinking and talking to Licia, we came to this conclusion:
there are little aliens which are invisible and their job is to break the phones. They have but one day off once a year.
Today is their day off.
Re: Medieval Hysteria
racist racist!
nah, just kidding.
there is a social imagery that goes right through us and we're not responsible for that.
there's no reason why you should feel guilty for the images certain people evoke in your mind.
Re: Q.A.
She hears voices, really.
One time i made her listen to one call three times because I, so obviously, was NOT doing what she said I was doing (id est: "giving away information") just at the begginning of the call. I, politely, even suggested if maybe there was an error and I was listening to another call instead of that one. Three reviews. She eventually got on my balls so I sent the emails to my sup: "you take care ...
Q.A.
I'm gonna kill her.
She's schizofrenic.
I don't know what the hell is she listening to.
I got two 85%.
I said to my employers: "if you do not change this, I'll start looking for another job".
I was ok here, past the initial embarrassment.
Now this place can just suck my c*ck.
Chongo
Thanx to djdelay.
"chongo" would be "butch".
Re: Medieval Hysteria
Yeah, and I picture my "Jennies" fat and pink and having sex with their cousins.
Re: De Aureas Aetas
THAT IS SOOO GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
YES! THAT'S EXACTLY THE WORD
Re: Inspired
I did, didn't you hear me?
Re: De Aureas Aetas
In fact, when they inquired me about not wearing a costume I just said "how come i'm not wearing one? I came as a chongo* lesbian"
* Argentinian spanish word that I would not know how to translate, but just to outline it... it's like a really masculine tomboy, it originally applies to men, something like "hunk" and "stud". It began as queer slang, then projected to bigger spheres.
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