User: Thor713
These are the most recent forum messages posted by Thor713:
Re: New Computers
We will never get new computers. These computers will be used untill the call center is covered in smoke from hard drives, ram, motherboards and video cards literally burning out. And they will still try to use them.
:evil:
Re: siri appears
And it has the..... *drum roll* ....SUPER WIFIS!
Re: Call center games
Lol yup give it a try. It's a good time.
Wowwwwww!
A co-worker just had a customer who wanted X company to give her a $1000 to pay for her sisters STD treatment. 8O whuttttt arrreeee youuuuuu thinkinnnngggg?!
Re: Call center games
Exactly. More often than not the customers will laugh.
Re: Call center games
Me and a Co-Worker will come up with a random word of the day (Hercules, Thors Hammer, Smang etc) and we have to fit it in to as many calls as possible and say it as many times as we can on the call.
Re: So, here's a question for you call center reps...
Or CRx?
Re: Dem Dar Dat Fee Sal Fon
* - * * - * ...
Dem Dar Dat Fee Sal Fon
*puke*
Re: had a customer named...
Had a cust named Viet Kong.
He passed a credit check and everything.
Re: how about a thread on things you wish you could say to coworkers?
Leave and go to walmart. Buy new clothes, underwear, shoes, socks, deodorant shampoo and soap. Drive home. Take a shower. Put on ALL of the new items. Then come back to work you smelly pos!!!!!
I really do not give 2 craps about your cat.
Hey! *slap on the back of the head* You have a system that has ALL of the information I give you everyday! USE IT! AND I have told you how to do this same thing ...
Probably one of the most idiotic...
Things I have ever heard from a customer.
"So... I just called a minute ago and changed my number.... Than I realized... People call me on that number... Can I change it back....? Please...?"
Re: things you wish you could say to customers
1) No I will not wipe your golden a** hole.
2)You will not get an iphone for free.
3)Your phone has been suspended 22 times out of your 24 month contract why should we give you anything at all?
4)Your are spending $400+ on these iphones while I am barely making it paycheck to paycheck and you are going to whine about a stupid activation fee?!
5)The worst thing that has ever happened to you is that your not ...
Re: things you wish you could say to customers
C: I wanna ask you a question.
ME: I DONT WANT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I HATE YOU!
Re: Who's 4G has???
Definitely verizon. I average about 14mbps download speeds and 7mbps upload in doors. And 19mbps down and 13mbps up outdoors.
Re: quick help
Charging dock?
Re: Smelly people suck
Agreed. I am stuck next an old lady who talks about her cat ALL DAY and smells like BO and cat litter! UGHHHHHHH FACE PALM!
Re: i'm guessing
fleurdemiel said:
it's Gross Adds :?
You are correct. GA = Gross Add
Re: For LTE, there should be higher options
As this may be true for a lot of users. Since getting my Bionic and being able to use 4G LTE with verizon my data usage has gone from under 1GB a month to 40GBs last month and 68GBs this month. Web pages, files and videos are obviously the same size KB and MB wise but you can do a lot more. I average 14Mbs per second. You can watch full movies without it stopping to buffer, watch youtube ...
Re: call center burnout
No current remedy exists.............
Re: Sprint customers, please learn English.
famoussasjohn said:
Customer: I DONT WAS GO ON DID MY BE GIVE ME THE WRONG ORDER NUMBER
My thought process - "I don't speak your booga booga langauge."
Epic win! I could not have come up with a better way to explain their "langauge" they attempt to speak!
Re: Upgrade to Ice Cream Sandwich
Motorola also stated via facebook that the Droid Bionic will be getting android 4.0.
Re: Upgrade to Ice Cream Sandwich
The Samsung Nexus S that Sprint carries. There hasn't been any other news on exactly what devices will be getting the update from what I have read so far.
I do not understand these people...
The customer wanted to cancel at verizon because they weren't eligible for upgrade and couldn't get 3 iphones and wanted to come to spring and buy 3 iphones but weren't approved for 3 lines... THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS! 8O 8O 8O
Re: Do customers
Not an over exaggeration whatsoever unfortunately. Its quite annoying. "I want the free phone" What do ya'll have for free" "I wan oneuh dem free sail fons" so on and so forth. Even when there is a GREAT deal on a 4G smart phone they STILL WANT THE FREE CELL PHONE!
Re: Here they come...
Their like a bunch of crack addicts trying to get their fix!!! :paranoid: "Gimme some of dat ifon!"
Re: You phone reps
Lol I wish they would buy from me!
"I wan dat free fon. I has to pay de deposit now? Nah I aint gots no money."
Re: Go to hell if you want iPhone
I've already had a customer flipping out about hows he's been with sprint "forrrreeeevvvverrrr" and is entitled to a free iphone. NOPE no discount for you! : :twisted:
Re: Confirmed: Sprint will get the iPhone
I may throw up from the amount of calls I have taken about the iphone. "cant you sell it to me nowwwwwwwwwwwww" :x
Re: Doubtful
Yeah my SSN customer was born in the great US lol
Re: SERIOUSLY
Me: And for the credit check may I have your Social Security Number?
Cust: Whats a SSN?
Me: Its a # thats assigned to you at birth.
Cust: How do I get one?
Me: Either your parents will have it or you can go to your local SS office.
Cust: Can you give me one?
FACE PALM!