[iPh5] let's start rumors
**disclaimer to customers** this thread is entirely fictional and made of the rantings of disgruntled cell phone employees and not to be taken literally. While we're at it, quit acting so friggin entitled, your poo stinks just like everyone elses.
Yes it does what are you talking about. Now wipe my @$$ with that golden toilet paper.....
It will be an 8G phone too!
- You can enter what the substance is and it will give you accurate prices based on gps for your area based on current supply/demand.
- Instantly uploads head shots of all local law enforcement officers, including undercover officers, so you don't have to worry about who you are selling too.
- Based on gps map will show local hot-spots best for setting up shop and let you know about any gang owned territory so you don't step on anyone else's turf.
The new iPhone Sledge-O-Matic model!
5GB per second download speeds
50Megapixel camera both for front and back
only 0.5cm thick
only one downside...
its a car battery!!!