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Whizzzel

Feb 2, 2007, 8:11 PM
Whee hoo! It worked! Yeah.... great phone.... Sooooo Zombies. If they took over the world what would be your means of survival? 👿 😈 👿 😈 🤤 awwww..... love the emoticons
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Technologic

Feb 3, 2007, 10:28 AM
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I wonder if this particular cell phone could get great reception through zombie carcasses. Does anyone know the answer to that? Because, if I did turn into a zombie, I would like to know if I could still recieve reception and voice mail alerts if I was burried.

As far as what I would do, the answer still stands as;
1) Pack the car full of stuff that would repell zombies from the time I got into the car, to the time I got out and into an Academy.

2) Use stuff from Acedemy to get back to car and kill off Zombies.

3) Go to a US Military Armoury and bunker down until we can kill off everything.

How much damage do you think an M-180 would do to a gathering of zombies?
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Whizzzel

Feb 3, 2007, 10:31 AM
I thought getting zombified meant that you were running on basic motor skills...... how would you know how to use a cell phone if all you can think is "step one step two hungry step one step two hungry"?
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Technologic

Feb 3, 2007, 10:50 AM
I know that before I get zombied, I will be accurately recieving voice mails. That and I will be the most musical zombie on the earth...

Next to Michael Jackson.
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Whizzzel

Feb 3, 2007, 10:56 AM
that depends...... was he a magic spell zombie or a viral zombie?
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Technologic

Feb 3, 2007, 11:05 AM
.... I don't know. But my closest and most accurate guess with the knowledge I have pertaining to such a subject would be a Magic Zombie.
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Whizzzel

Feb 3, 2007, 11:12 AM
See.... if you became a viral zombie then you wouldn't even be the same species.... and if you WERE a magic zombie then you would still have intelligent thought but be under a sorcerer's control and he may force you to turn off your phone so you don't give away your position or distract the other zombies..... what would happen if a viral zombie and a magic zombie had sex? 😳
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Technologic

Feb 3, 2007, 11:17 AM
Depends... is it lesbian sex, gay sex, or straight sex?
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Whizzzel

Feb 3, 2007, 11:21 AM
Wel..... parts fit together like they did in cave man days so I guess straight sex..... but god knows when it comes to lesbian sex and gay sex that at least they would know what they were doing more than someone who has never had your baody parts 😁
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Technologic

Feb 3, 2007, 11:23 AM
Well, if all the parts were working, one could only assume that because they were human based, they would consumate like anyone else. Mind you, the male may pull away and loose something, like spiders. And the female might gains something, but I doubt they would really feel very much of it. Due to them being dead and all...

Zombie spooge...

Think of that for a moment.
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Whizzzel

Feb 3, 2007, 11:39 AM
::shudders:: eww.... all curdled and crusty..... so if a VIRAL zombie and a MAGIC zombie had sex they wouldn't create some kind of free thinking super zombie?.... what was that short flick you made me watch with the zombie trying to save the girl?
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Technologic

Feb 3, 2007, 12:16 PM
Ooooh! It was Xombie. *heart* Xombie rules. But they explained in the third one how they were reanimated too soon for them to be just ... roaming, destructive, devouring morons. Actually, I am going to have to watch it again. For now I am not as sure as I thought I was.

If the breeding was a success, then yes, there is that possibility. But there would be so many complications what with trying to create an undead child.
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Whizzzel

Feb 3, 2007, 12:21 PM
I don't think there would be any worse birth defect than zombie-ism
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Technologic

Feb 3, 2007, 12:42 PM
True, but how on earth would that work out?
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Whizzzel

Feb 3, 2007, 1:07 PM
it would be a magic zombie controlled by the virus so freethinking.... I guess it might feel guilty while it sucks out your brains for nurishment.
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Technologic

Feb 3, 2007, 1:09 PM
All I know for sure is that I'm seriously wigged out by the idea of zombie spooge... still... I mean... *Shudders.* X.=.x
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Whizzzel

Feb 3, 2007, 1:25 PM
How many zombies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Technologic

Feb 3, 2007, 2:18 PM
... They don't need lightbulbs.
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Whizzzel

Feb 3, 2007, 3:56 PM
I imagine zombie's would taste like seasoned bacon..... I don't know why....
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Technologic

Feb 6, 2007, 9:50 AM
Maybe because the closest flesh to that of humans is pork. Mmmm... Zombie flesh. Rancid with a dash of paprika.
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Whizzzel

Feb 6, 2007, 2:18 PM
throw em on a cedar fire and you got hickory smoked YEE HAW!!!!!!
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