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SPRINT iPHONE!!!!!!
The entire phone will be carved out of one large diamond. The touchscreen is psychic; as soon as you THINK about touching something, the phone responds. It waives its own upgrade and activation fees. If you're about to go over your spending limit, it turns into a fireball so you can't use it. You will never have to call customer service because it will never fail you. In fact, Steve Jobs' brain now lives in a vat full of jello, tended by Sprint iPhones. They've taken over Infinite Loop and intend to conquer California by the end of the year.
sprintchickwv said:
The touchscreen is psychic; as soon as you THINK about touching something, the phone responds.
Hey! Its not called a touchscreen when you don't touch it. It has a Psych-Screen.
I know I've been apart of the super-ninja-apple team developing it. It is powered by dark matter, which since dark matter makes up 90% of the universe so it will never run out of power.
The real development is that we are this 'close' to creating a inter-dimensional time traveling app for it. You probably won't know when its here because I'm going to use it to make myself rich!
sprintchickwv said:
That explains why it's rumored to eat stars to charge its battery.
Yes, yes it does.
Oh I guess I just confirmed it, so its not rumor anymore. d'oh so much for the non-disclosure.
p.s. Steve Jobs body died in the 80's and was replaced with a robot body.
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