The entire phone will be carved out of one large diamond. The touchscreen is psychic; as soon as you THINK about touching something, the phone responds. It waives its own upgrade and activation fees. If you're about to go over your spending limit, it turns into a fireball so you can't use it. You will never have to call customer service because it will never fail you. In fact, Steve Jobs' brain now lives in a vat full of jello, tended by Sprint iPhones. They've taken over Infinite Loop and intend to conquer California by the end of the year.
The touchscreen is psychic; as soon as you THINK about touching something, the phone responds.
Hey! Its not called a touchscreen when you don't touch it. It has a Psych-Screen.
I know I've been apart of the super-ninja-apple team developing it. It is powered by dark matter, which since dark matter makes up 90% of the universe so it will never run out of power.
The real development is that we are this 'close' to creating a inter-dimensional time traveling app for it. You probably won't know when its here because I'm going to use it to make myself rich!
That explains why it's rumored to eat stars to charge its battery.
Yes, yes it does.
Oh I guess I just confirmed it, so its not rumor anymore. d'oh so much for the non-disclosure.
p.s. Steve Jobs body died in the 80's and was replaced with a robot body.
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