Please Power off your cell phone..
Me: " thanks for calling Cingular, I'm Jessica Blurbleblurble, how can i help you?"
girl: "No one can call me?"
Me: "Can you make calls?"
girl: "yes."
me: "ok, I need your wireless number(blah blah blah)"
Me: "ok, I need you to please power off your phone."
girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
Me: "we will see in a moment."
girl: "ok..(fumbling noises....Click)"
...sigh.
girl: "No one can call me?"
Me: "Can you make calls?"
girl: "yes."
me: "ok, I need your wireless number(blah blah blah)"
Me: "ok, I need you to please power off your phone."
girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
Me: "we will see in a moment."
girl: "ok..(fumbling noises....Click)"
...sigh.
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JessiCSR said:
Me: " thanks for calling Cingular, I'm Jessica Blurbleblurble, how can i help you?"
girl: "No one can call me?"
Me: "Can you make calls?"
girl: "yes."
me: "ok, I need your wireless number(blah blah blah)"
Me: "ok, I need you to please power off your phone."
girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
Me: "we will see in a moment."
girl: "ok..(fumbling noises....Click)"
...sigh.
That is hilarious. That just made my day. LOL
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JessiCSR said:
Me: " thanks for calling Cingular, I'm Jessica Blurbleblurble, how can i help you?"
girl: "No one can call me?"
Me: "Can you make calls?"
girl: "yes."
me: "ok, I need your wireless number(blah blah blah)"
Me: "ok, I need you to please power off your phone."
girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
Me: "we will see in a moment."
girl: "ok..(fumbling noises....Click)"
...sigh.
i dont know how you guys deal with such dumbasses day in and day out
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JessiCSR said:
Me: " thanks for calling Cingular, I'm Jessica Blurbleblurble, how can i help you?"
girl: "No one can call me?"
Me: "Can you make calls?"
girl: "yes."
me: "ok, I need your wireless number(blah blah blah)"
Me: "ok, I need you to please power off your phone."
girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
Me: "we will see in a moment."
girl: "ok..(fumbling noises....Click)"
...sigh.
LOL... i love that... i get that call at least every other day 😛
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girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
She's probably still standing there thinking, "well, my phone is off now, why am I still not getting any calls??"
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That's pretty close to one I've had, Jessi.....
Customer tells me they have an old phone they want to reactivate.
me- "Are you calling from the phone right now?"
Cust- "No"
me- "Okay, good, I need you to remove the battery, there are some serial numbers under it we need"
Cust- "okay, give me a sec. (sound of fumbling with the phone, line goes dead)"
Apparently the phrase "Are you calling from the phone right now?" means nothing!
Customer tells me they have an old phone they want to reactivate.
me- "Are you calling from the phone right now?"
Cust- "No"
me- "Okay, good, I need you to remove the battery, there are some serial numbers under it we need"
Cust- "okay, give me a sec. (sound of fumbling with the phone, line goes dead)"
Apparently the phrase "Are you calling from the phone right now?" means nothing!
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JessiCSR said:
Me: " thanks for calling Cingular, I'm Jessica Blurbleblurble, how can i help you?"
girl: "No one can call me?"
Me: "Can you make calls?"
girl: "yes."
me: "ok, I need your wireless number(blah blah blah)"
Me: "ok, I need you to please power off your phone."
girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
Me: "we will see in a moment."
girl: "ok..(fumbling noises....Click)"
...sigh.
What was that about the children are our future? I wouldn't let her run my bath.
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muchdrama said:JessiCSR said:
Me: " thanks for calling Cingular, I'm Jessica Blurbleblurble, how can i help you?"
girl: "No one can call me?"
Me: "Can you make calls?"
girl: "yes."
me: "ok, I need your wireless number(blah blah blah)"
Me: "ok, I need you to please power off your phone."
girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
Me: "we will see in a moment."
girl: "ok..(fumbling noises....Click)"
...sigh.
What was that about the children are our future? I wouldn't let her run my bath.
Yeah...especially after the message comes on and says, "If you are experiencing problems with your Cingular Wireless handset and are on the handset, please hangu...
(continues)
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PhoenixAshes said:...muchdrama said:JessiCSR said:
Me: " thanks for calling Cingular, I'm Jessica Blurbleblurble, how can i help you?"
girl: "No one can call me?"
Me: "Can you make calls?"
girl: "yes."
me: "ok, I need your wireless number(blah blah blah)"
Me: "ok, I need you to please power off your phone."
girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
Me: "we will see in a moment."
girl: "ok..(fumbling noises....Click)"
...sigh.
What was that about the children are our future? I wouldn't let her run my bath.
Yeah...especially after the message comes on and says, "If you are experiencing problems with your Cingular Wireless hands
(continues)
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muchdrama said:...PhoenixAshes said:muchdrama said:JessiCSR said:
Me: " thanks for calling Cingular, I'm Jessica Blurbleblurble, how can i help you?"
girl: "No one can call me?"
Me: "Can you make calls?"
girl: "yes."
me: "ok, I need your wireless number(blah blah blah)"
Me: "ok, I need you to please power off your phone."
girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
Me: "we will see in a moment."
girl: "ok..(fumbling noises....Click)"
...sigh.
What was that about the children are our future? I wouldn't let her run my bath.
Yeah...especially after the message comes on and says, "If you are experiencing proble
(continues)
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PhoenixAshes said:...muchdrama said:PhoenixAshes said:muchdrama said:JessiCSR said:
Me: " thanks for calling Cingular, I'm Jessica Blurbleblurble, how can i help you?"
girl: "No one can call me?"
Me: "Can you make calls?"
girl: "yes."
me: "ok, I need your wireless number(blah blah blah)"
Me: "ok, I need you to please power off your phone."
girl: "so if I turn it off it'll work?"
Me: "we will see in a moment."
girl: "ok..(fumbling noises....Click)"
...sigh.
What was that about the children are our future? I wouldn't let her run my bath.
Yeah...especially after the message comes on an
(continues)
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