I have a pet, and his name is Peeve. He often changes his last name though: williams, hatfield, les, the list goes on. But my pet Peeve, it compulsively spells out its name, even though anyone within earshot and a 2nd grade education could spell it out. No one except the learning disabled appreciates this, and I myself have been diagnosed with eye-rolling-induced strain, with an acute case of mordant response syndrome. All because of my pet, Peeve.