So, I have decided to go camping this weekend....
...because I am convinced the iPhone is really a maniacal mind control device created by Steve Jobs to do the bidding of Apple. I don't want to be near ANY major populace at 6:00 tonight.
And in case the iPhone toting Mac zombies make it to the mountains, I'm bringing my 12 gauge shotgun and plenty of heavy load shells.... 👀
And in case the iPhone toting Mac zombies make it to the mountains, I'm bringing my 12 gauge shotgun and plenty of heavy load shells.... 👀
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...I have made tin foil protection helmets to protect me from the mind controling Greentooth technology... 😎
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Are you kidding me????
What is camping without beer? You coming??? Save your self!!!!
What is camping without beer? You coming??? Save your self!!!!
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All right we will be on the east side of Mt. Hood. There will also be scotch, tequila and vodka incase you need some liquid courage to battle the zombies.
Oh, and bring a firearm or two.
Oh, and bring a firearm or two.
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well depending how far you got into the mountains you might have discovered blacktooth technology discovered originally in West Virginia.....
How are things JM????
How are things JM????
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... but if you set of an EMP I doubt the zombies would even notice the phones stopped working, multi-touch hallucinations dancing in their heads.
If that were the case, then one would really just have to worry that the hallucinating zombies would multitouch you until your skin would be raw from them imagining thumbing through the album covers for the albums they downloaded but have never actually seen before, thumbing at imaginary keypads, and drooling while watching imaginary youtube vids.
.......... which consequently would make for a good youtube vid.
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On a side note I dropped by our AT&T corporate store on the way home last night at about 10:30PM and they had police guarding and ...
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If that were the case, then one would really just have to worry that the hallucinating zombies would multitouch you until your skin would be raw from them imagining thumbing through the album covers for the albums they downloaded but have never actually seen before, thumbing at imaginary keypads, and drooling while watching imaginary youtube vids.
.......... which consequently would make for a good youtube vid.
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On a side note I dropped by our AT&T corporate store on the way home last night at about 10:30PM and they had police guarding and ...
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Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
Brainwashing is a powerful thing.
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