These are the most recent forum messages posted by wire5:
Re: The one day I want A-holes to call me
Ooooh yes please. I hope they dont mind crappy pink blackberry phones.
The one day I want A-holes to call me
Is the day I dont get any... I was wanting to send some jerks some pink phones. :cry:
I know. I do feel for you all. They stuck me on claims a few times... :roll:
Re: best wishes!
I appreciate it. I gave it a shot. I have a new apt set up too.
You should transfer more customers to us. We love filing claims!
Re: I cant wait to quit
Nah, I'm Asurion. My job is begining to cause pain when I come in.
Re: So I hear
This conversation is clearly going up in smoke.
I cant wait to quit
I cant wait to get the flying **** out of here. This little **** hole can kiss my ****ing ass good bye!
Re: here's me, betting
I sacrafice a virgin girl at the age of 15 adorned in the finest jewels and cloths. I find Steve Jobs gives me betters harvests that way.
Im stuck taking calls with the slowest two agents tonight. It feels like I'm taking all these calls by my self... Oh wait... I am, because the other two reps can take 1 call in the time it takes me to do 3 or 4
Re: ...just got back from break...
Woot! I havent yet been to break.
Re: Name the Stupid Reasons you've intentionally been late FROM break/lunch....
LOL, that is bad... How old is she? Like 17?
Name the Stupid Reasons you've intentionally been late FROM break/lunch....
Someone called me and asked if wanted to smoke a bowl (cute person for extra points) I was having a ****ty day and a Rolling Stones song came on. I really wanted taco bell... Lets hear your reasons.
Re: Could your first name go both ways???
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Unless you have an extremely effeminate voice.
1 year anny
and I get ****ed on my sechudual. I was happy with my shifts until about 3 months before my 1 year. It got worse on my 1 year.
Re: Spanish calls
But seriously, I'm tired of them sending us an email that says we are required to take spanish calls (and get an interpritor(Sp))instead of transfering them to the spanish line.. .
I'm sick and tired of our company; if you want me to take spanish calls pay me more.
Re: Call center games
I used to use Webster's word of the day; but I only ever played this by myself.
Re: So I hear
I think it would have been more traumatic had you stoned them.
This used to happen
all the time at the bookstore I worked. The owner was anal about cheaking ID; even for Credit card. Unless the customer was an uber regular.
Coming back to lunch
With a que is really depressing. Particularly when you left with hopes of it being gone upon re-arrival. *sigh* my fingers smell funny
Re: So I hear
I don't remember what its called. Let me ask my friend Mary Jane see if she can remember.
When will customers learn
I'm lazy and don't want to do this ish either. Instead of crying and moaning because I have to make you reset your phone again, or make you read another number; I'm not doing so for my health. Take suite and do what some of my friends customers did one night. Turn calling us into a drinking game (every time the battery is removed a shot is done).
So I hear
Canadian Grass is good, eh?
continues to make me more and more sick and self destructive... I really need out of here before I snap :lol:
Re: I also want to say:
Well... Its almost always true. And I feel they should be made aware.
When everyone you talkto
tries to get out of reshipping you a phone. And the only person willing to reship you out a phone is a person you haven't opened your mouth to (but let me do it). This should be a comment on your charecter.
This is funny
Because assigned seating half the night shift is going to be screamin all the way across the room.
No, he sounded angrier
than I've heard anyone. And I don't know if he was.
Re: I've got a Russian on the other line
It was very hard not to laugh.
I also want to say:
"Ma'am/Sir I am really stoned right now.... carry on"
Re: things you wish you could say to customers
Me: Thank you for calling... Blah blah blah... can I get your name? Customer: Yes my phone won't turn on and it.... (long list of things going wrong) Me: Nice to meet you "Yes My phone..." Is it alright if I just call you "Yes?"
This is what happens
When people like Ned Flanders drink before calling a call center.
I've got a Russian on the other line
An ANGRY Russian!! Its all I can do to not laugh my arse off.
Re: Me: Congratulations! You don't have a deposit! ...
Whats a greendot card?
They treat most of their workers just fine
They treat our department as bad or worse than we treat our policy holders.
My company explicity lies to every training class
that ever comes through here. These stupid effers at Asurion "Garuntee" that all scheduals will have 2 days off in a row everytime, unless you want it otherwise. BULL F***ING S***
Re: OUR KIDS ARE BEING BRAINWASHED TO BE iSHEEP!!!!!
Ouch, that does blow..
***ing Company is starting
is starting to ***** me in the *** with this upcoming schedual change. My HR lady told me I could transfer and work for nascar/turner if I can hold out till early next month.
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