LG enV2 (VX-9100)
NON'-EXISTANT VIBRATE MODE
It won't shake the house, but it vibrates just fine (for me).
Instead of SCREAMING in capital letters, perhaps you should try reading pages 14, 78 and 79 of your User Guide and pressing the following sequence on your QWERTY keyboard:
OK, 9, 4, 2, 2, On, OK
Even though selfnoise made an excellent point, I still had pity.
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If that doesn't work, you may need to visit the Tech Support people at your local Verizon store