😳 heck yes!!

😡 heck no!!

STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳

ajstrong said:
STOP STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳

lol, stop breathing my air 😲

😢 stop looking at me, swan

Ok, I have officially gotten dumber readin' this thread. 😢

want some cheese for your whine? 😁 😉

ajstrong said:
want some cheese for your whine? 😁 😉

Unoriginal. And, frankly, boring. ☹️

I feel like I'm talkin' to the writers of NBC's fall lineup.

would you like some horse tranquilizers with that "whine...?"

brandonabe said:
would you like some horse tranquilizers with that "whine...?"

Do they go good with a martini?

no

I believe, dear j, that the reason for our "smarta$$" remarks is directly related to your asinine question. two black chocolates have been released, and if neither of them are to your liking, well, too bad. if you actually read threads on this forum, you'll see alot of other schmucks like yourself asking random questions about phone colors, and most of them have been responded to quite briefly; we decided to have fun with yours, being that the nature of your request was quite superfluous. If you want it metallic black, get some spray paint and customize, customize, customize!!

hope your mental capacity has been fully restored, systemshock 😁 .

Not yet.

unfortunately, I don't create the news, I just report it... ☹️ I'm not up on my movie quotes. I'll get right on that 🤣

You ****in dumb ass there is only one black lg vx8550 and there is a metallic black one on the ****in lg website so think before you type bitch ass mother ****er. You sorry ****.

read before you explode, ingrate. two CHOCOLATES with verizon. an 8500, and an 8550. 1 + 1 equals.....2. why should VZ care that there is a metallic black one on the LG website? they didn't pick it up, and asking people not directly responsible for such matters is pointless. 😳